Generally hygiene is taught by your mom/dad or primary caretaker and somewhat by your primary school. So if no one ever mentions that to you, you're probably not going to think about it, and even hearing about it is going to seem somewhat alien.
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I personally just shit into my hand and cram it into my eurethra
Not my comrade.
lmao we have an insult for europeans which translates to "butt unwasher" (or کون نشور). y'all have the permission to use it.
Is that Persian or Arabic? And can you transliterate please LMFAO. I love this.
it's Persian. technically it transliterates to butt unwasher the translation would be "someone that doesn't wash their butt".
This is going on some protest signs for sure, thank you comrade
if it gets a quarter popular as cracker then that would be excellent.
Gatorade is more refreshing and hydrating.
id go as far as saying buttholes crave it at this point. they cant just go back to water.
Gatorade tastes so shit it honestly belongs in waste water.
Hexbear is back
It never left.
ego and homophobia/sexual propriety. those are the kneejwrk reactions I've heard from non adopters.
they "know" their asses are clean because they've smeared shit into their balloon knot for decades and it was "fine". got some peanut butter in a keyhole...? just use some tissue paper. totally hygienic. to consider otherwise is to consider one has been living with low standards for personal cleanliness despite full access to all the necessary technology and infrastructure of empire.
when they finally consider that maybe dry paper doesn't really clean feces off of skin effectively, they lash out about how the desire for a clean anus is some kind of sexual perversion they are "above".
when they finally consider that maybe dry paper doesn't really clean feces off of skin effectively, they lash out about how the desire for a clean anus is some kind of sexual perversion they are "above".
This sounds like exaggeration, but I've actually had someone say he doesn't use wet wipes because it's gay. "Why does my asshole need to be clean? For my boyfriend??"
Absolutely deranged puritanical culture.
WASH IT!
Better question: Why don't we wash water with asshole?
They do actually all sewage treatment plants have filters that contain millions of tiny assholes.
Bidet gang.
You can also shower less frequently because you don't constantly smell like shit.
Nobody smells like shit after using toilet paper unless they’re doing it wrong
Then a sizeable percentage of people are doing it wrong because why on earth do so many people smell like poop? I know some people don't even wipe but I've asked some whether or not they have wiped and despite that they still smelt like poop.
but I've asked some whether or not they have wiped
I'm in awe
Clean my ass with water?!? Absolutely not. Fish fuck in water.
the canadian toilet paper lobby has controlled every major political and media figure since 1900 in the west, to ensure the steady consumption of their product. where do these massive profits go? nobody knows, but some suspect the canadians are building a weapon underground in north sasketchewan
I just gotta say I’m really confused by the “you don’t need TP” angle of bidet shilling, like I am a bidet user and a bidet shill but I still have to use several pieces of multi-ply TP to dry off down there, and sometimes need to wipe extra to get what the bidet missed despite my 30 seconds of ass-wriggling.
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I bought a bidet and am never going back. Sidenote: were you here for the bidet struggle session where a user decided bidets were bourgeois?
were you here for the bidet struggle session
No that's funny you got a link?
This may not be the very first case of it, though it's 3 years old and in its small comment chain, it's not being treated as a repeat. I'm not seeing an earlier mention offhand.
But if you weren't aware, this topic of struggle is one that has come up numerous times on hexbear. But this might be the thread in question.
It brings me profound sadness that so much of Hexbear's greatest hits are forever lost to the void due to account wipes (no pun intended) and users who can't stand by their previous proclamations (usually with some excuse about opsec). The loss of that most important of all struggles to a string of "deleted by user"'s is one of the greatest of such tragedies. Fortunately, ~~@[email protected]~~ @[email protected] is doing god's work and summed up the most relevant statements.
All the toilets where I am from have a bidet and we do wash our bits with them. At least all who I have done bidet discourse with do.
Even public toilets have them and it would be incredible miserable to exist in the world with periods if they didn't.
But I still need TP as a person without a personal hose for peeing. It's also nice to dry things up with after the washing and then there's the period stuff. This post seems to ignore that not everyone has similar plumbing.
idk if this is a dumb question but are there any worries about getting a uti or other issues if the bidet water accidentally pushes bacteria forward or is that something that doesn't really happen if your aim is good? i've been thinking about getting a bidet shower but i'm pretty prone to utis so i've been putting it off cause i wasn't sure.
This post seems to ignore that not everyone has similar plumbing
Yeah that's bad on my part this post is more about wiping after shitting than TP itself but your point is valid.
We are simply not civilised enough for that kind of advanced plumbing.
Also, won't somebody think of the poor landlords who would have to pay for installing the bidets.
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