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The Katey Perry Act (hexbear.net)
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[-] [email protected] 99 points 2 months ago

yeah, it's a waste of crucial resources to send katy perry into space. but the unforgivable part was bringing her back.

[-] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago

And when we needed it the most, it disappeared steering-device

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

I love how we are building this symbols. I would buy a shirt with Luigi holding this gamepad.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago

back to back with yamagami like a movie poster

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Do y'all know how to remove the background from pictures? I want to be able to emojify this:

Edit: can we also change the name card to say Mr. WhiskeyLeaks? My ideas outpace my meme creation skills.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Idk how to at ppl, but @uglyface turned the background white, then I put that one into this website and got this

It takes a village! Thanks folks. Anyone wanna add the Mr.WhiskeyLeaks on the name tag?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

lol, Jesus Christ why was he so animated right then, besides alcoholism... what was the context?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Lol, I am not a good source of truth here. The picture is purportedly from his Senate confirmation hearing. Since I only watched the SNL version, I'm assuming he has just said "I really like beer!"

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Don't leave out these heroes

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

SpaceX tourist flights when?

[-] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago

I can only find one case of this, but yeah, she tried to buy a convent from the Catholic Church but two old nuns were still living there. The nuns wanted to sell to some real estate developer who apparently said they'd let them stay there and open the convent to the public after they died. The Catholic Church took Perry's side and said the nuns had no right to sell the property.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I haven't looked up any details, but from what you tell me I too would side with the catholic church and Katy Perry, and saying those words wasn't a pleasant experience.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Opening up a religious property for the public is better then letting it be demo'ed by some rich ass and her fascist church friends. I don't trust that the real estate company WOULD have, but they might if their logic is "Big church nearby "enhances" our other properties."

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

you think the catholic church had more right to that property than the women who'd lived there for decades? chairman

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The actual argument you could make here is that as the "workers" in the convent, they were entitled to the means of production (Production of... holiness I guess) i.e. the convent. The landlord/tenant relationship does not at all map on to a nun and the catholic church

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The landlord/tenant relationship does not at all map on to a nun and the catholic church

I disagree. If they live on church property, and their ability to do so is contingent on their doing certain kinds of work, then how is that work not comparable to a form of rent? I would concede that it has elements of both.

(unless i misunderstood and they didn't actually live there)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That form of work they are obligated to do is to not be excommunicated. They are not charged rent.

And in either case, selling a convent off to a real estate developer isn't some liberatory action, these women weren't seizing property to put it into the commons or to redistribute it for the good of all, they were essentially claiming squatters rights to sell off a building to a real estate developer who was probably going to flip it. Which now that I'm saying it out loud isn't really any worse than what the church was going to do with it.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago

Keep sending her back up until we leave whitey on the moon.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

We could save a lot of money if we paid the rat to bite her instead of Gil Scott-Heron's sister.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago

Man I swear I have not ever heard anything good about any lib bougie girl-pop singer lol.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

Please do not tell me anything about Carly Rae Jepsen please please I'd rather not know

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

I'm too Balkan to know who that is, thankfully.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Ok, good. So CRJ is kinda like that except not really, not even a little. Hope this helped.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

There's a band with the same name as you, and they make really incredible stuff, one member has a rack setup with a guitar, a bass, and a synth and plays them simultaneously. I must ask, what does nohaybanda mean?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

It means there is no band. But I took my name from Mulholland drive, will give the band a listen though

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

She definitely was a nepo-baby on some level, but that alone is forgivable.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

As far as i can tell, it's just that she was on Canadian Idol

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

She and Orlondo Bloom are landlords? 🤮 Where is the challanger when we need it.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago

A non-surprising amount of famous rich people are also landlords

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

It's almost as if the most low-effort thing you can do under capitalism is participate in the renters economy and not actually contribute to production.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

She killed a nun? That basically makes her honorary IOF.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Isn't she like genuinely stupid? Every endeavor that aims to quantify intelligence is doomed to promote some social construct or another but we have to concede that whatever intelligence is, she's on the other end of the spectrum.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Do you ever feel like you should put a plastic bag over your head?

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