this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2023
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hmm well you see I use this username since 10 years and I never had any username that I liked again so I kept it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least change it to spaceweedadult27 man

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Unironically good idea. But you see it would be spacesweedadult27

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Wait. Are you the person in that conversation? So you are basically putting this out there for everyone to see.. A private conversation with another mod? If you are mod of this community you should really leave. This is highly unprofessional and extremely unethical. If you act this way why should the users be held to another standard?

Whatever the other mod did or not is not something you shluld be spreading to other people like this. Who would want to become mod here now when they see how you act?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (12 children)

You are taking this way too seriously tbh. This is a shit posting community. The guy went around posting about feet and left when advised not to do so.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I'm not a feet guy at all, but why not letting the community downvote the post to death instead of removing it?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I'm with you on this one.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I am in this picture but I don't want it"

Jo kinda hits deep now. Already made a screenshot of the post so if they delete it I will repost it.

By the way I was not in any way aggressive at all it was just that I had a different understanding on what shitposting is and I took the r/okbuddyretard approach instead of a more r/shitposting approach.

I knew that my posts were shit but they also said that I was supposed to post something which I didn't think I had to do because I assumed it was the plan to reopen the community under mod enforced control and not keep it unfree with unoriginal content.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

“Unprofessional” as if being a shitpost mod on lemmy requires or deserves any level of professionalism. It’s the furthest thing away from a profession. You’re hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sir. SIR. If you are shitposting, the posts should be shit. They should be bad. Most of them should not even make sense.

I understand that there is a miserable hipster art to the thing but that must be the hipster's problem, this is very much a case of 90% sewage, 9% silver, 1% gold, and if you aren't ready for the sewage, then out of the business you go.

This is the problem. Somebody managed that dril thing where it appears that they defecated on themselves in the night and yet it was big funny, and now you expect too much, everything cannot be dada, not even dada.

If you are lucky, somebody comes in here on meth, and posts a picture of an elephant dick which is labeled "margaret thatcher" and it makes no fucking sense but yet it is funnier than all. This is what shitposting is about.

But in order to get there you must allow atrocity, probably a bunch of 9gag trash if we're honest, but the rules gotta be a big no, on rules. You need a tall slushpile if you ever expect good shitposts. The id must leak. Some kid from rural India has to have room to cook, posting shit memes about something none of us even understand. You delete things if they break laws, or worship actual Nazis, otherwise you leave them to stink. Quality control is NO. They are shitposts, not impeccableposts. Quality control is allowing the crap to slide under the waves as we all ignore it.

Hold the fuckin line, sir, the lemmyworld meme channel is obscenity, it's down to you and 196.

let him post feet

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

chanting

LET HIM POST FEET

LET HIM POST FEET

LET HIM POST FEET

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Idk man, farding is pretty close to shitting, and it's a shitposting community after all. Let the man have his farts.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do the fards push the shid, or do the shids push the fard?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You see fards and shids can coexist together to form the shidfard, by commoners also known as diarrhea.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Interesting. Thanks for probing my ignorance

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't worry I also had to learn on how to shid in peace.

If you want to learn more on how shidding is done, you can message the biggest load of shid that is my sensei: @STRIKINGdebate2

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine I would have just posted images of shit and pretended this was shitposting.

Dang, will do the same next time...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Hey, it's SpaceWeedKid! It's like meeting a celebrity! I'm in the screenshot!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well of course he shouldn’t title posts that, it’s spelled shid fard

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Thank you so much for feetback I will surely take this advice.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My death was gradually exaggerated.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I guess I'll just eat these tulips I ordered then

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

This is outrageous. I demand to see the feet posts.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't see the feet post but the one I'm imagining is way more shitposty than the actual content of the community. Maybe I also am wrong about what shitposting means?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah sadly I was cuckolded by @Striker and they deleted my posts :(

If you want some feet: check out feet fungus

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

as competition i left as soon as i could

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I guess shitposting hits the fan.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Based I suppose

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