This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Tried converting a story from TIFU to greentext because I'm bored at work.
I saved a Gimp Template while working on it: https://files.catbox.moe/ipnjzk.xcf
You know, you only need to be around 5% smarter than the tool you are using to be successful with it. Humanity is right fuckered isn't it?
Oh, 4chan is back Your post is how I got to know it.
There are consequences to being stupid.
His life was set to ‚dim’ for six years
Cause in the dark no one could see his tears
Once you get used to proper bias lighting, suddenly overhead lamps become insufferable. I don't know how people do it.
you can make things feel much comfier with a well positioned cheap lamp
what's bias lighting? i've never heard of it and if it works as a complete replacement to overhead lamps, i don't think looking it up showed me the right thing
Lights that you place behind things, like your bookshelf, TV/monitor, bedframe, etc. It's so much more cozy and inviting compared to direct lighting. Like the other person said, a simple cheap lamp works wonders.
Sounds like "light pollution" but indoor.
But do they humm akin to angels like my long tubes of clinical white?
I don't understand
Anon needs a hug. 💔
Okay, I'm sorry, but this is totally true and heterosexual. I have seen two people do this in real life.
My grandmother gifted me their old TV back in the 2000s because it was only showing black and white.
They had a mechanic look at it who said it was broken
Their was a button to change the saturation to get the TV back to show colours
Ha. I had a coworker gift me a high end amp because the volume was all crackly. Opened it up sprayed electronic cleaner on the volume rheostat thingy and gave it a few back and forth turns. Perfect sound. I offered it back but he'd already purchased a new one. :/
I know someone who bought a new laptop and complained that the display broke after only a couple weeks
It only showed a super dim display and the viewing angle sucked
I pressed the fancy new "privacy screen" button and it "worked flawlessly" again
When you don't read the "friendly" manual.
I'm pretty sure the fan was not the only thing set to "dim".
Me plugging my monitor into my mobo instead of my graphics card for three years. I thought I had just gotten reeeeally unlucky in the silicon lottery.
Or getting a high refresh rate monitor and not changing the refresh rate in your os.
Afaik fullscreen should bypass that one.
Last time I did that I just didn't get any output to the monitor, isn't that how it's supposed to work?
one time i was testing something with the monitor in the motherboard, which worked fine, and then i put the gpu in the motherboard but forgot to plug the monitor in the gpu, and it showed a black screen.
there might be systems where you can plug both a gpu and the igpu into the monitor and it'll use one for most things and the other for games and stuff (i dont remember what that is called), but i have only ever seen that in laptops so idk
Massively depends on the system.
if you get a F series CPU with no igpu then you will likely get no output.
idk if this is gay or fake, but it's funny as shit
Baited by the date. I thought it was back. But, it does say "see you soon!" now when you try to load the website, so that's promising.
I don't really think converting reddit threads to fake greentexts should be allowed here
The idea that people are making fake greentext screen shots is both puzzling and embarrassing. If you have the idea, just post it as a normal comment somewhere else—forging 4Chan screens is the path of madness.
Be me
see qt 3.14
wanttosex.exe
Show her my translated green text
She rips off her clothes
Give her the best three minutes of ~~her~~ my life
See you later virgins
Give her the best three minutes of her life
holy shit dude, save some for the rest of us
>be me
>know how to escape characters
>make smirk remark to failed greentext
>my own text is not even green
is this a win?
I tried twice, couldn't figure it out on mobile. Characters were just ignored
\>test
\>test
Be sure to add 2 spaces at the end for a linebreak.
> thanks
Now I know, I certainly would not have thought backslash would have done it
Magic
> be me
> want to escape characters
> fail (like at everything in life)
> Anon shows me the path
> still had le sex...
qt 3.14 [...].exe
Damn, I'm too deep into programming so it took me a bit to realize that the second line was not about the framework.
It took me a while to realize it was short for cutie pie
qt3.14.tar.gz
this is a vegan greentext no animals were harmed in the creation
I was gonna say “CFLs just plug into a normal socket, those don’t generally just ‘go bad’”
The text is about a halogen bulb, though, not a CFL. Those generally use flanged prongs.
Anon has never heard of lamps, either.