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[–] [email protected] 408 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (25 children)

Classic conservative move, they immediately understand the problem when it applies to them but cannot or will not generalise to others

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 day ago (4 children)

That's more of an idiot move.

[–] [email protected] 129 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who's got the time to tell the difference?

[–] [email protected] 93 points 1 day ago

Sure- conservatives aren't all idiots. Some are assholes

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Venn diagram between those two things is basically a circle at this point.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

I don't really agree. The idiot circle nicely encompasses the conservative circle, but there are a lot of idiots that aren't conservatives as well!

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 day ago

Even when presented with the hypocrisy, they still refuse to acknowledge there is a problem.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can you even imagine his response if a gay man had approached him the same way? Dude would be on the 6 o'clock news crying into the camera while covered in blood.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Maybe it's safe to assume he's a conservative but you'll be surprised at how many brocialists we have on the left.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 130 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How was it called? When people are so close to getting the point it hurts, yet still don't get it? I remember there being a subreddit about it.

[–] [email protected] 112 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I miss that subreddit

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[–] [email protected] 178 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

he made her point so perfectly well, and yet still can't (and won't ever be able to) see it himself.

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 1 day ago

That went so far over his head, I'm not sure he heard the woosh.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

He would feel threatened if a creepy woman TSA agent did this to him too. It's much more rare, but it's a better argument for these kinds of people. I've seen this response countless times. Banned from r/conservative for "threatening" users lol.

Think of them like children (his debate skills are <6th grader, so he literally is). You have to be gentle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Not everything is a debate. The dude is just an asshole.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Think of them like children (his debate skills are <6th grader, so he literally is). You have to be gentle.

They're not like children, they're just narcissists.

It's the attitude of: "If I do something bad to you, you should be flattered. But don't you dare do that to me!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

It could be, or it could be 6th grade debate and communication skills. But we're allowed to be angry and not act perfectly.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah, hit his homophobic ass with the theoretical hyper-masculine leather daddy hitting on him

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

Satisfying to argue but doesn't work either on these 6th grade debate ability folks. You make a 7th grade argument, not an adult one if you want to help him.

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[–] [email protected] -4 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Not agreeing with the guy, but we are all aware that his last post is sarcasm right

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (13 children)

Well, you see. The man has a penis, therefore he is at higher risk of violence than women.

Wait, no. It's the opposite.

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