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Image TranscriptJelly Belly Recipes!

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I have so many question. A small change to get big taste?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I never used to like it. Then I got COVID. My taste and smell died and were resurrected one Easter morning, but all weird-like. Now I love black liquorice. Tastes like eating a tire but in a good way.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

the power of christ

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

is your taste and smell different in any other way? or is it just black liquorice that transformed from disgusting to beloved?

has the flavour of liquorice changed for you? or is the flavour the same but you now enjoy it?

how many tires have you eaten and what does it mean that something tastes like a tire in a good way????

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Smell changed way more than taste. Most things now just smell like alien farts.

The flavour has changed for me. I adore Jägermeister now, too. Actually I enjoy a lot of “herbal” flavours since.

I know the smell of burning rubber from the before time. I kind of imagine this new flavour like biting into a soft and chewy that. Plus flower petals or whatever.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ive never been able to explain it to people. I don’t quite understand it myself. But the analogy is accurate and I agree

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Right, like I can’t explain the flavours I am accustomed to. And I can’t even explain the new one (neither before nor after). But like… good hell/bad hell? I’m going with good hell.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah there’s definitely an element to the flavor that seems like something artificial that you aren’t supposed to eat… like you plucked a piece of rubber off of something and put it in your mouth lmao

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I really like the black jellybeans.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Me too. Love black licorice.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I also enjoy black licorice but, I also enjoy lemons jalapenos and sawdust on occasion. So i might just be an anomoly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Have any good sawdust recipes? Mine always comes out a little woody

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

This is generally how i get a healthy dose of fiber in my diet

Cutting burger with a skill saw

sorry for the yt short couldnt find the original

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Jalapeño lemon cellulose flakes. Mmmmmmmm.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Then I guess I'll see you in hell.

-Circus Peanut enjoyer

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They work well with herbal flavors like spearmint, wintergreen, clove, ginger, allspice.

But I'm weird. I actually like spiced gum drops and Necco wafers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I don't like Black Licorice, but I love Necco Wafers! My grandpa would get them for me often when I was very young.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

It was great when I worked in an office. I would all the black Jelly Belly’s because everyone could not stand them 🤣

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Polish person living in Denmark here. The Danish lore licorice. I can't understand why, because for me it's disgusting. Half of their candy is licorice based. You have to really watch out not to accidentally buy something licorice flavored. It happened to me a few times. My friend once actually asked if the hot dog sauce isn't licorice flavoured, just in case.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Danish lore licorice

Damn. I was really looking forward to Danish licorice lore.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Internet rule, even the most obvious spelling error because of autocorrect, will be pointed out. On the other hand, why did it correct love to lore? I'm pretty sure, the former is the more often used word.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

"hot dog sauce..."

Heinz ketchup once tried to rebrand their ketchup as "hot dog sauce" to trick the good people of Chicago into accidentally tainting their hotdogs with ketchup. We remain strong and stubborn as ever, but that was a close one. Sometimes I feel like the people of Chicago would be more open to adding licorice sauce to their hotdogs than ketchup.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I love salmiakki, but then again I grew up with it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Thanks for catching this. I went to the Libary to investigate. I believe the meant, "Strawbrerry."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

haven't you heard? strawerries lost their berry status, and now they're trying to lay low and avoid the identity theft lawsuits

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I'm really disappointed that the transcription didn't follow through with this spelling

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

When I was a kid, a sibling and some friends of mine would occasionally play "jelly bean Russian roulette", wherein we would get a number of jelly beans equal to the number of us playing, with one of them a black licorice, have one non-playing kid scramble them and "randomly" give one to each player, and then eat them eyes closed without seeing what the flavor was. Whoever got the licorice was the loser.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

God I wish, liquorice is fantastic!

Get yourself a mix bag of Dutch liquorice, with some of the sweet, salty, and bees wax coated stuff. Soooo good, and a proper chew feel too, none of the soft rubbish stuff <3

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I love the stuff, but it's an odd choice for a candy all about flavor variety.

anise / fennel have a lingering aftertaste. Maybe Glycyrrhiza glabra too? Idk.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

'once you go black.....'

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Man that blueberry muffin combo is pretty great tho

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I really like Darrell's licorice

Kinda expensive though and really hard to not eat the whole bag

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I must consume all the licorice. It's very common here in the Netherlands and I fucking love it. Especially the salty licorice with salmiak (or whatever y'all call it).