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We all know he's bullshitting about the $50k. Judge should offer indentured servitude instead and let's see going that $50k comes out.

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[–] teft@lemmy.world 134 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 29 points 1 month ago

"Nobody will lend me any money anymore," Lindell claimed. 🥹

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

What's that he is playing? That has to be the world's smallest .... oh, I get it now!

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

LOL I didn't see that violin at first.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 month ago

No wonder, it's awfully small!

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 113 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Well, you did it to yourself, you stupid bastard.

I'm not going to bring up the drug addiction, that doesn't mean someone is automatically stupid.

But this guy was greedy, thought he would get a Primo cabinet position, or become a Senator, and get really, really, really rich. When he was already filthy rich. And blew everything he already had legitimately made, and put I don't know how many honest blue collar folks out of work, to kiss the ass of a person that is incapable of caring about anyone but himself. Too bad, so sad.

No sympathy.

Obviously, Trump didn't like him.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (4 children)

There was a time in 2014 I think that MyPillow had no political leanings. It was just that pillow you saw at 3am when infomercials came on.

I almost bought one. It seemed like a decent pillow. I don't know why I didn't buy one, but I was close. Then I get distracted for 2 years. Then he gets assosiated with trump, and now I'm glad I didn't buy one.

I don't know the CEO of coca-cola. I don't know their political dealings. But if coke came out and said "FUCK THE MEXICANS! BUILD A WALL!!! VACINES ARE A HOAX!!!" I would cease buying coke.

I'm sure the ceo probably is republican. But do you notice how coke has no political affiliation? Coke has smart marketing and business sense. You come out as republican, lose half the countries sales. Come out as democrat, lose half the countries sales. Stay annonomous? Nobodys offended and you can keep putting that white polar bear and santa on your cans at christmas time.

Which....by the way. When you think of the north pole, why is coke the only ones who show that polar bears are native to the north pole? I mean, I know it's a fictional place, but it just seems logical that polar bears would live on the north pole.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 month ago

Same is happening to Tesla right now. Maybe even to Starlink, as other companies plan to offer European altrrnatives. People who thought about buying the product are "ew, it's from the nazi man" now.

[–] TTom0602@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I believe My Pillow was a product that did a lot of advertising on AM talk radio. That might have been a clue. My mom tried one and said it was hard as a rock. She tried a softer version, and she didn't like that one either. It's basically just memory foam that's shredded into small pieces inside the pillow.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

There comes a time when saying "no thanks" is a necessary political choice. Coke gave trump the commemorative inauguration bottle as usual and supports his diet Coke button reinstalled at the white house. By not starting to step back on some things, I'm buying less and less coke. Any time I can avoid coke without drinking the swill from PepsiCo, I do. But that time may also soon come to an end.

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[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

mike lindell was so addicted to cocaine, that his drug dealer denied him drugs

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Because he didn't want to get arrested for killing Lindell, most likely. Not actually, but you know how the law sees these things.

Maybe he really did like Lindell, who knows. But drug dealers aren't usually known for empathy.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Doesn’t make sense to kill profitable customers either.

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 65 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Oh look it's the guy who promoted his pillows at 14.88 USD and various other dogwhistle prices.

I hope he dies in his self inflicted poverty. And preferably soon.

[–] TTom0602@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I saw some clearance products at a store marked down to that price. It made me wonder.

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[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Poster child for post Trump partnership. He's dumb, belligerent and broke now.

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Speaking of Rudy, what's that ghoul doing lately?

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He's currently hiding an expensive Yankees jersey he was ordered to sell i think? Hard to keep up.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I hear he's running a one man bikini car wash. If you tip him a dollar he does it topless.

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[–] Mister_Feeny@fedia.io 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

He claimed he has "nothing" except for two houses, which he claimed are in the process of being liquidated, and a truck.

Motherfucker owning multiple houses crying about how he has "nothing". Fucking hell. But I guess if they're being liquidated he should have the funds to pay his fine pretty soon, right? Right?

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I can't even pay my Country Club fees! I'm ruined!'

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

been downgraded to pool membership.

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 32 points 1 month ago
[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

Get fuckin wrecked bitch

[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't understand why he doesn't just produce the mountains of evidence that he's been holding onto since 2020. I mean, that would completely exonerate him...and it might even result in Smartmatic having to pay him a huge settlement, just because of all the hardships he's faced being the only one who knows the truth about all that election fraud.

Why is he so determined to go down in flames like this, when all he has to do to vindicate himself and Trump, is just to put that suitcase full of evidence in front of this very judge? Now's his chance. Why does he hesitate?

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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 month ago

Go and cry on your lumpy pillows, Mike...

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer douchebag.

[–] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

One more life ruined in ruined serving Trump. No sympathy for Lindell, he went from gullible rube to gleeful collaborator. But I'll never stop being amazed at how many tourched their life in order to "protect" Trump.

[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 18 points 1 month ago

“The consequences of my own actions‽ NOOOOO!”

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago
[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

Mikes had to down grade from cocaine to cocaine cut with baking soda, to baking soda cut with Ajax cleaner, to sucking dick under a railroad bridge for a cigarette butt.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dude seriously just had to shut up and keep making bad pillows to stay rich. It's amazing how people can self destruct.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Drugs tend to make people really metastasize into whatever ideology gets stuck in their head.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 9 points 1 month ago

Hahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahah! Go fuck yourself you stupid piece of shit! Hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahh!

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You mean Trump didn't bail him out? I'm sure he just forgot...

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That's what he was gambling on. Showing Daddy absolute loyalty. To get that Cabinet position, or a Senate seat.

Obviously, he did something to piss Trump off, judging by the absolute clowns that were appointed to key positions.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

he should count himself lucky. as the French would tell you, crying is something that only people who still have their heads attached to their body can do.

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[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

“You just hate to see it.”

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[–] pntha@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

guy probably just moved all his money offshore through shell companies and claiming to be broke

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

Isn't it usually "X years prison or a fine of $$$"? I don't see a problem here.

[–] tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is he broke? Probably not. Let's hope any appeals will require him to front the cash.

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

He's won't end up under a bridge, if that's what you're asking.

But the descent from his former financial and social position is worse that death to these people.

Good.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I sentence you to a middle class lifestyle"

"God no! Anything but that! Have mercy, please!"

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[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

you were also no use to trump in the first term too.

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