this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Is it provided once or on daily basis ?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago

Asking the important questions.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There's a whole village, basically within arm's reach, where pigs and wine grow in abundance.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You can just pick a wine off the wine tree every morning!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a wine vine, I think.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I like the way you think.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Wine off the wine tree and swine off the swine tree; it's basically paradise!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

In Romania? Daily basis.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

After every feeding of course

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Damn, the render distance is so small over there

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

It enhances the atmosphere just like in Silent Hill

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's a limitation of the hardware.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago

Hi I'm Vlad but you can call me the Fediverse impaler

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

I was gonna ask "And just how long is this pork, exactly?"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope they like their wives hairy, because I'm in.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hello, nurse!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

You make a great point. We can’t survive on pork and wine alone.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

New pig butchering scam is getting more explicit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Nice try, Dracula.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Boobs and a vagina probably, otherwise I'm there!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

All you need to give me is some bloood.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Dream only of me!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Tempting. Replace pork with beef and you got a deal

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I wish I had this rizz

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Does this person need a husband?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Link please.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But can I get slaughtered by a mythological creature? Because bigfoot is too damned shy to kill anyone over here, and I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Slaughtered? In THIS economy? Best I can do is have a fairy steal all your teeth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Bloody good offer, mate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

On the other line, Van Helsing prepares his sting operation