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“How can I return an innocent man to the United States when I don’t have the ability to feel empathy or compassion?” said Bukele

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Man, it is getting harder and harder to spot satire these days.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago

It's easy, if it is called fake news then it's real, if it's called real news then it's fake. Got it?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Bro the onion is seriously running out of shit to mock with how ridiculous reality is

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Bro is the onion just reporting news now?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago

This isn't even satire, it's just a harsh opinion piece

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Somebody on here I think got this right. They're making excuses because dude's already dead.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I would have gone with, “Salvadoran President States Finders Are Keepers, Refuses to Return Wrongly Deported Man.”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

The Onion needs to try harder. I remember a time when their headlines were obviously fake. The best they can do now is headlines that are slightly unlikely.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

The Onion never misses

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

It's scary just how real this sounds. Just goes to show how messed up our current reality is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Pretty soon the Onion, like the Daily Show, will become america's most trusted news source.