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Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man (theonion.com)
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“How can I return an innocent man to the United States when I don’t have the ability to feel empathy or compassion?” said Bukele

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

I would have gone with, “Salvadoran President States Finders Are Keepers, Refuses to Return Wrongly Deported Man.”