This is why I can't watch nature documentaries anymore. "Here we have the cutest thing ever with its somehow cuter babies. With climate change, it will be dead soon."
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I watched one about Madagascar and at the end of it they said that none of the forests they filmed in exist anymore.
I don’t want to seam Nihilist but this is probably a good thing. The film of the last Thylacine is a historical artefact and we can only wish for more records.
Just get a tissue sample for the DNA. Bring them back once Capitalism is over.
Can we really afford to lose Phobos though?
Get with the times and take a 3d model.