YOU'RE A SUPERSTAH
AT THE GAY BAH
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Waiting for the "I'm so hung over" post from the same user
ketamine has no hangover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my tummy does hurt though, from nothing but pizza and ice cream, and from staying up too late 
ketamine has no hangover
Oh, you sweet, young, naive child
yeah when i used to use it a lot i would end up getting a severe dopamine hangover the next day. not nearly as bad as the drink though
Wish that was me fr 
IT CAN BE!!!! I MADE ALL MY IRL FRIENDS THROUGH ORGANIZING!! find an extrovert to lach onto who will take you to the cool places and give you ketamine!! the queer clubs want you too!! the streets love you too!! find a daytime event at a gay club if thats more your speed like drag queen bingo/ brunch, or lots of places do rupaul drag race watch parties or movie nights. trust me theres some queer place that has a dirt owl shaped hole in it, and they miss you.
HELL YEAH LETS GOOOOO 
queer clubs don’t love me, an immunocompromised trans person who needs people to take covid seriously, but rock on I guess
y’all yeah shit like this makes me hate living actually. you don’t give a fuck about me or people like me. you don’t make your spaces safe and then tell me how you love your trans siblings and “comrades” organizing and partying maskless like nothing’s changed while you lock us up for years, decades, and nothing changes about your life. solidarity is dead.
I LOVE NOISE CANCELLING HEADPHONES
Why oh why did God curse me with being a goddamn cishet dude
Please God…someone do this to me.
Me next 
The fonk (feminizing bonk)
you don't have to be
our cis het dude friends come with us!!! just make friends with queer people!!! in fact you should be offering to escort as many trans friends/comrades as you can so they can have a safe fun night out. learn to throw a punch and look intimidating and be the cis het body guard of the group, (literally walk every single person to thier cars, especially your trans friends, even queer spaces can be dangerous) its an important part of the ecosystem and after hanging out with queer people long enough you may not be cishet after a while.
after hanging out with queer people long enough you may not be cishet after a while
The pipeline
I'm assuming you're making a joke that you can't enjoy gay clubs. But if you do honestly feel this way...
You don't have to.
SEVEN...... DAYS.......
The moment you become a leftist, a countdown starts in your biological clock and cis... het? One of these won't survive. Often, it's both.
Jokes aside, the English speaking online left is not unlikely to be majority trans, and it's almost certainly majority LGBT+
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(The implication I was going for was "your egg will hatch in...")
Ok, just making sure we're on the same page.
Was there another reading that seemed likely?
You were born male, maybe, but being cishet is a daily choice
said no one ever
I can no longer see that phrase without thinking of Kyle Gordon's "We Will Never Die"
You can change that :3
Why oh why did God curse me with being a goddamn cishet dude
Me, just a few months before coming out as trans
I LOVE WEED
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Disengage.
Hell yeah, love, go on and celebrate! 
i love gay but i hate clubs