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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Can I build a shed in your yard to live in? I'm sure we can find a way to use me as a tax write off/guard dog.

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

i got a spare room for like another 5 months until my son shows up

my pregnant wife might be mad about a random suddenly living with us but it'll be cool i swear

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

I'm an adorable scamp, she'll love me I promise

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fwiw, here are good places to start looking for opportunities abroad:

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Honestly I have like no cash and no legal marketable skills so like I am probably going down with the amerikkkan ship.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's what the unskilled list is for. This is just the short list, there are options if you lay your cards right. It takes a bit of planning but you do give up a lot. Stuff like this is worth knowing just in case. Also consider jobs in transit, on boats and air. Staying to fight it out is noble, though, but I do realise there's many who can't or won't, and if you can't totally make the jump, it is better to stay mobile.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

You can live in my burrow, if you don't mind a stinky owl warren

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Can I burn incense? If not I'm still down

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Only rat flavoured incense

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

i have a shed, but it's full of bikes, garden equipment and spiders

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Only if you’re okay with giant spiders, 90 degree weather almost year-round and indigenous people walking into your home whenever they feel like it.

You live close enough to this particular group and they consider you family, which also means they’re free to walk into your home to talk or take your food whenever they want.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

No, you'd have to dig underneath the backyard and have it be like night 1 in Minecraft

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

no yard but extra room until kid is old enough to move into it? However I'm afraid its in Germany.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I live in a block no garden sorry :(

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Second I get through enough school for it to transfer someplace I am buying a yurt in Cambodia and doing telework.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I'm sure we can clear enough of our old junk out of the garage so you can sleep there

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

No yard here

this post was submitted on 11 Apr 2025
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