As an alpha male, I can only cum when I look at another alpha male straight in the eyes while holding an alpha male's cock in each of my hand. We call it T-blast, you need to do it at least twice a week to keep your level high.
this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2025
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Sex between two men is the manliest thing in existence. Not a single woman on sight, only testosterone 💪💪💪
So with this logic, real men make sure to suck and fuck as many dicks per day as possible. Gottit
It's just about the only legal, non-prescription way to really get your testosterone through the roof.
So that's why so many trans girls are lesbians 🤔
Real hetero cis men only have sex with other real hetero cis men, preferably more than one at a time, to avoid lowering their male-ness. That's the only way to keep our society alive, obviously.
Pfffrt. These jokers are such idiots.
I ride bareback on the regular. The only way I keep my T-levels elevated is by eating a raw onion a day. Sometimes two.
So gay men are the most masculine men out there is what I am picking up from this (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
It's all fun and games posting extremist propaganda, until you hear that the christo-fascists in power right now actually do want to ban sodomy.
r/deadbedrooms ~~(nvm, i dont know how it works on this site)~~
It is a miracle that these guys survive to reproductive age.
I agree. Having sex with women is the gayest thing a straight man could do.
Women are soft and gentle, and fucking them is effeminate. Real men only fuck rough, hairy, manly men!
Romans have entered the chat
Greeks have entered the chat
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There is nothing gayer sounding than the description of hetero sex from a redpiller.
If vaginas are gross to you... Maybe you should stay away from them. 🤷♂️
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You heard it here first, ladies: the left knows how to eat pussy. You're welcome.
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Fellas, does doin' it raw turn you into a trans woman? (Please be true please please please)
Does vaginal birthing a son turn them into a daughter? Wife is getting contractions, need answer asap. Plz bros!!
WHY DO YOU HAVE A WIVE? All you need is the gym!
Married her because she owns the gym, bros. Free 24/7 access.
But have to give her attention and a kid or she’ll take away my access, bros.
What do I do, bros, working on pb deadlift this month, bros. I’m so close.
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Wow TIL hetero sex is gay
Fellas, are you actually gay and trans if you make your straight GF cum?
It is MOST masculine to have hard emotionless sex with another man to avoid the estrogenisation of your penis
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Bro is literally like "at least sucking dick doesn't have an estrogenic effect"
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"The only way to 100% be sure you won't turn into a gay trans person as a guy is to fuck guys in the ass. It's the straightest thing you can do. MANLY MAN!"
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We've done it Bois, its now gay to be straight!
Dude, it's ok if you just want to suck cock.
God Almighty, these people are mentally ill. Having sex with women is to gay. We're going to wrap around to a misogynistic homosexual society, apparently.
What the actual fuck?
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Do men who eat pussy move to the left, or do left wing men just get more opportunities to eat pussy?
Chicken or the egg for the modern era
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There's a direct correlation between the usage of the term "direct correlation" and being an absolute imbecile.
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