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Man, 71, arrested after 7 ’emotional support’ tigers found in his house (ktla.com)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[-] [email protected] 104 points 2 months ago

I'm not sure I've ever had an emotion big enough to warrant a tiger to support.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago

Me either, but maybe by 71 I'll have seen some shit that only 7 tigers can suppress.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Being upset about a burglar breaking into your basement would be one

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Karate chop the elephant, monkey!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

What is this guy dealing with that requires him to have 7?

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago

I'm never gonna ~~financially~~ emotionally recover from this!

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago

Honestly, no one needs more than three, maybe four emotional support tigers. Seven is excessive.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The tigers were supporting each other too.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

Hug the kitties :3

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Good thing Hobbs looks like a doll to everyone else

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

There was a lady in my area that was insisting that she could tame foxes.

She was killed by foxes

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That would suck. Their teeth are so sharp.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

It was incredibly brutal and there was blood and body parts everywhere...

She was a bit crazy but no one deserves to be ripped apart by foxes

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

a guy on youtube has a"tame" COyote, that coyote doesnt act very tame, and its teeth are extremely sharp, and it wants to bite all the time.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I've seen those shorts. Tbf he doesn't claim it's tame, and it can leave whenever it wants. And often does for days. "Don't you yar at me!"

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Didnt know you could have emotional support tigers, cool

What was he arrested for?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

insane man abuses tigers

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Goals, honestly

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Some days are hard 😭

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Calvin?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Now that's some fragile masculinity

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

My dream of an emotional support Komodo Dragon is a little closer to reality if this MF can have 7 tigers...

this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2025

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