[later] I don't get why our pizza slices have such terrible reviews; the geotextile-infused sauce gives the toppings incredible slope stability!

https://explainxkcd.com/3073/

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[–] 111 points 2 years ago (4 children)

That middle row is perfect - you could easily just have that, and the point he's making would be crystal clear.

Trump's actions don't even make sense, let alone meet any standard of fairness or intelligence.

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  • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    hey now, if those pineapple pizza lovers could read, they'd be very upset with you right now!

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    I imagine all the pineapple on pizza outrage would swiftly quiet down if people learned that the swedes put banana and curry on their pizzas.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    Corn and mayonaise pizza. Good luck with that information

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Lol this is like the Chinese idea of American food.

    They put corn on almost all of the pizzas they fed me there and "American breakfast" was just a hard boiled egg and a cold hot dog.

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    [–] 56 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    this comic uses big words, maga types won't be able to understand this.

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  • [–] 44 points 2 years ago

    It's a shame the people that need this the most can't read

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  • [–] 59 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Yes and it’s the exact same film as Avatar 1, just with water instead of jungle.

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  • [–] 45 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Following Legend of Zelda protocol that means the fire/lava world is next

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It also has an antifa whale and a girl Jesus

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    It doesn't really explain the part where artificially making the pizza more expensive is somehow a payback.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Someone just wanted to slip "lidar" into the conversation

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    If pizza cost more, at what point does it start actually being a reward equivalent of a bonus?

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