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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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You can harp on about personal and private property or theory this and praxis that property but when revolution breaks out I have a concrete plan of action. Will your precious books save you as I climb through your bathroom window?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thats like an indirect kiss crush

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To each according to their needs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My partner is a liberal because they get upset every time I accidentally use their toothbrush

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

In these hard times just remember that in every squeeze of toothpaste there's a few atoms of Marx's pee. Communism is being realised as we speak.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The one in the bathroom was for cleaning nasty stains on the floor. That one was probably licked by roaches anyway. Sowwy catgirl-smug

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's ok, I was online in the early 2000s and lets just say my toothbrush storage method takes heavy inspo from a particular trend at the time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't remember any trend besides the plastic cage covering the top doggirl-sweat

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Consider a particular brand of usaian markers and webcams

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Never said how I enjoyed using them. Now either turn in your toothbrush or your hammer and sickle

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

okay okay, you can have the toothbrush! soviet-pout