this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

> wake up

> There's a new psyop

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

πŸ˜ΊπŸ”ƒ

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

>be me, redditor

this is how you know it's gonna be a bad greentext

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

At least he improved

But then again, it's hard to fall below that

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago

by being capable of change

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

If "op is gay" = "op is full of shit"

then

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago

This post is years old. Anon has assuredly invested in an in-shower enema nozzle already, or is licked clean daily.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

If Anon really does live in Siberian forest, he may want to exercise caution about non-traditional gender presentation. The government there really does not like that sort of thing, and are looking for cannon fodder to feed into their war.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago

weirdly wholesome gay greentext

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago

I think i have seen that hentai πŸ€”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 hours ago

story of my life

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Only post I believe is real.