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[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Don't forget ODD, Oppositional Defiance Disorder.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Rooted in trauma..... I feel we are heavily influenced by our environment and when our environment becomes toxic, we become toxic. As much as we try to maintain our own individuality, the world around us becomes a weight. I feel the era we live in is a world of mass surveillance and the loss of autonomy. I think that the rising developments of big tech and its influence on our lives mixed with the ever-increasing school shootings should tell us that our children are a perfect indicator that our society is becoming ever increasingly more antisocial. It's a slow global fascist coup Increasing exponentially.. who are now hammering the last nail in the neoliberal coffin as the Western world prepares for global techno fascism. They've done studies on these mass shooters and some of them have not had any prior mental health issues documented. Also, the people around them, some didn't suspect a thing. Basically what I'm saying is psychologists are saying that they don't have mental health issues. And I question if all these mental health tags are just handicaps to survive the techno-capitalist-fascist world that's ahead of us. I also believe two things can be right at the same time. That is all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Doesn't everyone have many of those things?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Take your medicine

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, that's how syndromes work. Having one or two of these things is expected. Having half of them isn't.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

To further this point, having half of these things can also be a thing for non adhd people... But, like most neurological diversities, it's how often they occur and how much they impact your life that makes the difference.

Everyone forgets their wallet/keys/phone/glasses from time to time... When you forget multiple times a week forever? It's different

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Most people have attention spans with limits.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

but also hypersexuality makes us gods in bed.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 hours ago

is that what it is, the ADHD!? everyone I've slept with acts like I'm some kinda sex maverick and I'm just like "idk wtf I'm doing uhhhhh glad y'all into it"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

I think thats more individual, im completely Asexual :3

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Seems like the byproduct of a financial system in decay. Sounds like we live a mathmatical exponential function that feeds on the blood of the innocent, that corrupts all as it spits in the face of the natural hierarchy. Sound like repression, anxiety, alienation and depression. Sounds like predatory medical conformity of a institution that was once looked a as virtued. The beatings will continue until the moral improves...SOUNDS LIKE BULLSHIT NOW TAKE YOUR MEDICINE

[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago

Looking at this like "Bingo card!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

the forgetting words and particularly names parts sometimes scares the hell out of me. i'm not that old but i'm like "is this early onset dementia"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Trouble recalling commonly used words is a big one for me. Also I use other words as placeholder who are adjacent in my head, like dishwasher and washing machine. Followed by frustration that people don't have the same association and immediately understand what I mean

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

"Thingy," "that thing," "thingamabob," and "whatchacallit" are all valid ways that myself, my friends, and my family refer to items. Sometimes there's an adjective or relative descriptor used to clarify, like "that spiky thing," or "the blue thingy next to the TV."

Do you also sometimes go through the alphabet when trying to find a word? Usually if I can figure out what sound/letter starts the word I'm looking for, I can find the rest of it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

I don’t define myself as ADHD but I’ve been doing that for years. It doesn’t always work but I it primes by brain to be aware of all the letters. Good for wordle, trivia, etc.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Usually I remember the inflection and number of syllables of the word I want, just not the actual sounds.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Adhd is not being able to read all that

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, my doctor prescribed me 15mg of Dexamphetamine and now I can like a real normal attention span having person

[–] [email protected] 12 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Forgot a word in there buddy. Time to bump the dose. /s

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

Bummer :(. But at least I picked up an old project and finished half, so that's progress

[–] [email protected] 14 points 18 hours ago

There's already one comorbidity mentioned here, depression, but obviously there's room for more like autism. If I had the skills I might've made a "slaps roof on car" meme version here, so you'll just have to use your imagination. (Tough sell for someone with aphantasia).

[–] [email protected] 44 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Oh man, the item loss do be relentless.

If you wanna make sure you never see something ever again just let me hold it for a minute

[–] [email protected] 30 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

No, give it to me, I'll put it somewhere safe. You'll never see it again, but it'll be safe.

Just like the screws I need to reassemble my weed whacker.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

When disassembling something, always tape the loose screws onto it using marking tape or transparent packing tape (whichever doesn't break the item's surface.)

This way I never misplaced screws.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 19 hours ago

sometimes i think to myself "where would i put the thing if i had it right now" and sometimes it's in one of the 3 spots i think of, those days are nice

[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago

It took me like 25 years to learn to not set shit on top of a ladder. If I carried something up a ladder with me, it comes down with me. I've lost count of how many times I've thought "I'll totally remember this hammer up here (this time)" only to climb down, immediately try to move the ladder, and get clobbered in the face by the falling hammer that I forgot about the second it left my field of vision.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

A lot of these just seem like specific, downstream effects of a handful of the symptoms. It doesn't seem like a "hidden" aspect of having ADHD.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (3 children)

Don't forget having a fat ass and being right all the time /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

You also forgot the massive thighs :3

/s

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 23 hours ago

I’m not reading all that!

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