▲ 520 ▼ A Cybertruck Owner Says He’s Thrilled that Tesla Sold Him a Defective Truck. He adds, “I Can Now Return the Truck to Tesla at Full Price & Buy a Brand-New Cybertruck for $30,000 Less" (www.torquenews.com) submitted 1 year ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world 40 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] foggy@lemmy.world 207 points 1 year ago (5 children) Why not just take the money and get a non-nazi mobile? permalink fedilink source hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 118 points 1 year ago This was a stupid purchase the first time. Learning Elon is a Nazi won't make this person smarter. permalink fedilink source parent [–] TheV2@programming.dev 43 points 1 year ago (3 children) Recursion permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] rigatti@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (2 children) Will the price eventually hit 0 or is it asymptotic? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago Eventually, Elon will pay people to take his "trucks." permalink fedilink source parent [–] Bloodyhog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 child) No, as there will always be a lot of metal for scrap. What is the price of aluminium at your local scrapyard? That will give you an idea for the price floor. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago Those batteries are easily the most valuable part. permalink fedilink source parent [–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) Oh, I know this one! It's like the Hans im Glück (Hans in Luck / Variants) tale: Hans starts with a cow and ends up with a rock, through a series of "advantageous" swaps. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago But why not just take the money and get a non-nazi mobile? permalink fedilink source parent [–] DavidGA@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) Because they are a Nazi. It’s not rocket science. At least Nazi rockets were supposed to explode. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 13 points 1 year ago Buying into the cult like it's scientology permalink fedilink source parent [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 child) Swasticar Wankpanzers are among the most effective and modern ways to advertise that you are both single and really fucking horny. It also advertises that one has a really tiny dick and is a total asswipe, which is the combined reason for the first part. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago Wankpanzer is good, but I prefer Deplorean. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 118 points 1 year ago This was a stupid purchase the first time. Learning Elon is a Nazi won't make this person smarter. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TheV2@programming.dev 43 points 1 year ago (3 children) Recursion permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] rigatti@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (2 children) Will the price eventually hit 0 or is it asymptotic? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago Eventually, Elon will pay people to take his "trucks." permalink fedilink source parent [–] Bloodyhog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 child) No, as there will always be a lot of metal for scrap. What is the price of aluminium at your local scrapyard? That will give you an idea for the price floor. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago Those batteries are easily the most valuable part. permalink fedilink source parent [–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) Oh, I know this one! It's like the Hans im Glück (Hans in Luck / Variants) tale: Hans starts with a cow and ends up with a rock, through a series of "advantageous" swaps. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago But why not just take the money and get a non-nazi mobile? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rigatti@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (2 children) Will the price eventually hit 0 or is it asymptotic? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago Eventually, Elon will pay people to take his "trucks." permalink fedilink source parent [–] Bloodyhog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 child) No, as there will always be a lot of metal for scrap. What is the price of aluminium at your local scrapyard? That will give you an idea for the price floor. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago Those batteries are easily the most valuable part. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago Eventually, Elon will pay people to take his "trucks." permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Bloodyhog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 child) No, as there will always be a lot of metal for scrap. What is the price of aluminium at your local scrapyard? That will give you an idea for the price floor. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago Those batteries are easily the most valuable part. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago Those batteries are easily the most valuable part. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) Oh, I know this one! It's like the Hans im Glück (Hans in Luck / Variants) tale: Hans starts with a cow and ends up with a rock, through a series of "advantageous" swaps. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago But why not just take the money and get a non-nazi mobile? permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DavidGA@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) Because they are a Nazi. It’s not rocket science. At least Nazi rockets were supposed to explode. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 13 points 1 year ago Buying into the cult like it's scientology permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 child) Swasticar Wankpanzers are among the most effective and modern ways to advertise that you are both single and really fucking horny. It also advertises that one has a really tiny dick and is a total asswipe, which is the combined reason for the first part. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago Wankpanzer is good, but I prefer Deplorean. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago Wankpanzer is good, but I prefer Deplorean. permalink fedilink source parent