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A Cybertruck Owner Says He’s Thrilled that Tesla Sold Him a Defective Truck. He adds, “I Can Now Return the Truck to Tesla at Full Price & Buy a Brand-New Cybertruck for $30,000 Less" (www.torquenews.com)

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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 113 points 2 years ago (2 children)

He had me in the first half, but holy shit.

Anyone think he'll be genuinely surprised when it falls apart?

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[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Narrator: "As it turned out, the glue had never been defective."

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[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 11 points 2 years ago

You buy a thing, you end up being able to get $30k back

If I wanted that stupid looking car, I'd be overjoyed too. Especially if I think I can return it again and get it even cheaper

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