▲ 520 ▼ A Cybertruck Owner Says He’s Thrilled that Tesla Sold Him a Defective Truck. He adds, “I Can Now Return the Truck to Tesla at Full Price & Buy a Brand-New Cybertruck for $30,000 Less" (www.torquenews.com) submitted 1 year ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world 40 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 113 points 1 year ago (2 children) He had me in the first half, but holy shit. Anyone think he'll be genuinely surprised when it falls apart? permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) Narrator: "As it turned out, the glue had never been defective." permalink fedilink source parent [–] theneverfox@pawb.social 11 points 1 year ago You buy a thing, you end up being able to get $30k back If I wanted that stupid looking car, I'd be overjoyed too. Especially if I think I can return it again and get it even cheaper permalink fedilink source parent
[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) Narrator: "As it turned out, the glue had never been defective." permalink fedilink source parent
[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 11 points 1 year ago You buy a thing, you end up being able to get $30k back If I wanted that stupid looking car, I'd be overjoyed too. Especially if I think I can return it again and get it even cheaper permalink fedilink source parent