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A Cybertruck Owner Says He’s Thrilled that Tesla Sold Him a Defective Truck. He adds, “I Can Now Return the Truck to Tesla at Full Price & Buy a Brand-New Cybertruck for $30,000 Less" (www.torquenews.com)

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Swasticar Wankpanzers are among the most effective and modern ways to advertise that you are both single and really fucking horny.

It also advertises that one has a really tiny dick and is a total asswipe, which is the combined reason for the first part.

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[–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago

Wankpanzer is good, but I prefer Deplorean.

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