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[-] [email protected] 148 points 3 months ago

Let me paraphrase Mr catturd here…” I’m a spineless pile of garbage and love to gobble bails of shit from trumps anus “

[-] [email protected] 69 points 3 months ago

"I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt"

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

there there. Nothing wrong with a big butt.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Or the dexterity required to kiss your own ass. Respect.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

And gargle ounces of goat jizz

[-] [email protected] 91 points 3 months ago

It’s true the stock market goes up and down, but it’s rare it’s crashing down as a direct effect of one foolish action a single person made.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago

100% agree. This post is 100% a delusional guy. Love or hate the big daddi T, he certainly has a way of creating a very loyal following that seemingly stands beside him no matter. It shocks me, but it shouldn’t

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

If you ever call him big daddi again you better hope God ain't dead because I'll be coming for you

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

How about fat pappa t?

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Call him by his name. The Fantascist.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

He uses hypnosis techniques with a fatherly warmth. It will get the dumb and/or daddy issue crowd every time.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Abusive dad energy, maybe. I only get jerkwad uncle vibes, mixed with Alzheimer’s rambling.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

At the bad place, they had a woman in a video from the seventies that explained how to hypnotize with speaking. Trump uses all of the techniques; sing songy cadence, nothing concrete to hold onto, etc. I can't find it anymore, but it was really good.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

He's a white supremacist bigot and a fascist. Tends to command loyalty from the like-minded

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[-] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago

Putting the obvious discrepancy in their own words aside (as if I ever expected better from CatTurd):


"This just in: sometimes line goes up, sometimes line goes down"

(Now explain that there's a difference between fluctuations over a certain period and a trend over a larger time)

This is how they ignore climate change as well.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago

Catturd is literally just a scat fetishist who became maga just because they were the only people liking his poop posts.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

That idiot is worse on truth social, I don't how he gets shit done while gargling trumps balls.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

I'm sure a daily mail poll properly encompasses everyone's opinions. I only use the shite rag to test adblockers.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

More popular among whom? I imagine Putin would become more popular with Ukrainians by shooting himself, but those remain long odds.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Also even if it were true it just further shows that US citizens are dumb as rocks since popular does not mean correct. It’s all a highschool popularity contest for these losers.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

He's a bad actor and he knows it. He knows, and doesn't care one bit, that his previous comments contradict his current comments. Everything these people say is in service to making their people look good and right, and making your people look bad and wrong. That's literally the only goal. You will never win an argument with them or embarrass them, because facts don't matter to them and they have no shame. Words mean nothing to them. Words are just a weapon and they are fighting a guerilla war.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

its like people forget that their internet posts are saved forever

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

They don't care - there's no real consequences.

Oh no some lefties might dunk them a bit, the faithful congregation will remain and defend them to the death.

Mini fuckin cults everywhere

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

At the very least they are when you are a notable figure. Chris-chan and everything they've done is well documented, but half the posts of someone related to a missing person case may not even exist. I need to stop watching Lore Lodge so much it just makes me acutely aware of how fucked most shit is.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

You have to be a sad little person to suck someone else's ass so hard, be that Kamala or Trump what I mean is JFC have some self-respect and some critical thinking skills...

Trump is a fucking plague, globalism is a fucking plague, consumerism is a fucking plague, this is some early stage corpocapitalism and we need to stop this shit.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

globalism

That depends on what definition you use, there are multiple:

  1. A national geopolitical policy in which the entire world is regarded as the appropriate sphere for a state's influence.
  2. The development of social, cultural, technological, or economic networks that transcend national boundaries; globalization.
  3. An ideology based on the belief that people, goods and information ought to be able to cross national borders unfettered.
  4. A socio-economic system dedicated to free trade and free access to markets.

The first is essentially imperialism, which is terrible, but the other three rock since they tend to lift both sides of the transaction (cheap labor for me means jobs and opportunities for you). As long as the poorer countries aren't completely corrupt, they tend to turn into industrialized countries through the process of globalization (first export raw materials, then refined materials, then parts of products, then finished products, then they outsource the first few steps).

Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater. Free trade is a good thing, even if it tends to promote consumerism, but imperialism is never a good thing.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Globalism? Like, it covers a lot of different things, and not all are necessarily bad.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

"Mmm mmm mmm. Trump ass crack is so good." -Maga

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

DOW dropped more points in 48 hours than there are in total in the UK FTSE100. 🤣

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

That's a pretty meaningless comparison.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

You're a meaningless comparison

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

I’m surprised someone hasn’t run up on this goon yet

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Catturd gives cat turds a bad name. I'd sooner be in a room with literal feline shit.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

That poor cat in his profile pic is being exploited

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Catturd is one of the most accurately named accounts on all of the web. There's no way he's not a felon.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Where’s the tweet where Trump says “if something drops by so much then the president should be sacked”?

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Apparently debunked as fake.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Does anyone ever post those pictures back to the original person? I'd love to see the justification for the hypocrisy.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago
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