In a situation like this, can you take the money but still tell people anyway without getting in trouble yourself?
this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2025
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Wait really? Just to look at it?
I'm sorry, I hate nazis, but I really want (need) the money.
Can I do it a few more times to get more payments? Because I'll then move to the EU with the money and tell everyone how tiny his dick is, then I have a good claim to political asylum and stay in EU permanently.
"Also, choose your parents wisely. Mine were Nazis, and my father was part owner in an emerald mine. Emeralds are worth more than diamonds, you know."
Man 250k is a lot, it would be life changing for me and lots of other people. But musk bribing you with 250k feels like a insult, he's basically giving you a Penny to stay quiet.
Yall getting PAID to look at dicks?
Some lady got a horse.
I wonder if he wants to show his penis to someone else. I mean 250k is 250k.
For 250k, he could do a nude go-go dance on a table and require that I maintain eye contact with his junk for 5 minutes. 250k would be life changing enough to put up with that.
250k isn't enough to pay for the therapy you'd need after seeing it.
Yeah, I just read something about that. The word "mangled" was specifically used.
Multiple women have confirmed its infact broken, not sure if he uses a pump or what now. No wonder he wants to see the world burn.
It is like chewed gum.
I'd look at dicks all day for 250k a pop!
Ah, the American healthcare system!
I mean, why not? I’ve seen plenty of dicks in porn and it hasn’t hurt me…might as well get paid for it!
I'm also bisexual.
Cheater!
I feel like you'd get like rate limited or something at some point. No more than maybe 4 dicks/hr
A million dollars an hour? Sign me up for one year please
Proof that billionaires aren't actually all that good with money. One could easily show their penis to someone for $250 if the ads in the newspaper are to be believed, or for $50 if you're charming over dinner.
Who even thinks billionaires are good with money? I never met anyone managing money better than those who live on handouts. I don't care too much about money because I'm lucky enough to have enough
Billionaires also like to pretend they work hard, and actually do anything for themselves.
$50? If you take her to KFC and she's so impressed, I guess she's more likely to be OK with a mangled ol' dong.
Yeah but those newspaper people are consenting adults. That's not how billionaires roll.
Any time a billionaire tries to bribe you ... just take the money, agree to everything and do the exact opposite of what they asked, or just do whatever you want.
Take the money... do whatever you want....
Assuming the money is likely to be more than legal bills, fuck yea. I have also never been bribed by a billonaire so the fuck do I know?
My man!
"The quarter-million dollar penis".
That's like 100k an inch!
Mpre like 200k an inch
More like 1M an inch
What happened?
He sexually harasses his staff the days he bothers to show up to the office.
you missed out, but i won't say on what.
And offered a horse #Pony4PeePeeGate
bold of you to assume he'd say sorry.
So you can get a laugh and a paycheque at once
Hmm I dunno. Think of who you could be with evidence of that. I could be the next huak tuah girl!
I mean…if someone set up some kind of website like billionaireKOKshow.gov where people get paid vast amounts of billionaire dick money…it would be weird.
Musk = POS Nazi.