They're thinking about their stock portfolios
this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2025
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"i fucking love ice and cold stuff hell yea. Sliding around is so awesome" 
Diplomacy. Warfare. Lines of succession. Keeping the church happy. Staving off the civil war that will inevitably see them assassinated.
Ya know, typical emperor stuff.
"I'm going to become famous for biting some computer geek"
Insert a clever joke about gentoo penguins here
choosing to interpret this as Linus once getting bit by a penguin being the origin story for the penguin becoming the icon of linux and will not be accepting any corrections
"feet cold. feet really cold. feet damn cold"
Fibsh
How the fuck does neymar do that with the soccer ball.
Reform and Opening Up
"Holy shit is that a denguin. Nice "
fish
answer 1
FUCK it's cold why the FUCK do I have to be a penguine god FUCKING dammit
answer 2
boy howdy do I love fiddling with computers I think I'll install some jank ass foss software that I'm not even going to use just so that I can go through the process of setting it up and debugging it yee haw
Am dinosaur.
Probably about video game prices once the Switch 2 game price news hits them.
How I envy their ignorant bliss right now.
I imagine it goes something like this...
Hur dur imma penguin.
I know the English name for myself.
I wonder how I can't across this knowledge.
Hey there's a sexy decapitated head.
sexy decapitated head
well actually it's a decorporated head, since the head was removed from the body
I don't know what your emoji is doing, but I'm down with it!
:: tries to headpin and just falls down::
Oh it's a 'nerd' emoji that's adjusting its glasses, so I put it there to say my reply is really pedantic and nerdy
Oh, gotcha! Thanks for explaining it homie.
wow my invisible clothes are really cozy too
Noot Noot!
"Then he waddled away, waddle waddle! Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle. Then he waddled away, waddle waddle, 'til the very next day! Bam bam bam bam bam baram!"
some of them are thinking "slava ukraini", some of them "please xi..."
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