badposting is a comm where you post badly
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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Drink whiskey straight even tho you don’t like it, then watch an entire Baseball game while eating hotdogs and making jokes about not being gay even tho you love “foot long wieners”.
That should button up and loose cishet ends you may be worried about.
I remember a shitpost from 4chan, of a dude who bought a alpha particle emitting hunk of metal and taped it to his balls. I'm almost certain this is truely the only fool proof way of maximizing your cishet alpha male stats
You seem to have the cis part down but you don't have the het part really under wraps. You maximise your het stat by romantically and consensually kissing other men. You can't kiss people of other genders because that's gay
Ive had a dumb thought I've been playing around with that gay men are way more alpha or whatever then straight men cuz even before it was "legal" to be gay they were out there breaking laws and bangin' dudes.
Dudes too, so like if you get in a real bad argument you could come to blows and lose, something cishet men never even hafta consider. Break a big buff bear-man heart cuz you wanted a piece? he might break your nose i dunno.
That's alpha as fuuuck i think.
Anyway
Have you tried tactical soap? Heard it gets you all the straight of-age cis women.
Great idea, but soap feels kinda girly. Wanting to be clean isn't a manly pursuit,
Use the cheapest bar soap you can get. Usually in a pack of 18 for like 3 dollars. Then you should actively avoid washing your ass because putting a finger near your butt without toilet paper is gay.
Go to the store and buy the deodorant with the alpha manliest scent like BASHMASH or SPORTINJURY
More guys here need to try SPORTINJURY
Online COD should do it.
You must have changed your trans mission oil recently. Also, check your gender fluid levels.
I got some overpriced supplements that I guarantee will help you
I'm into it
FUCK YES!