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I think because of the heat or humidity, but this season my cishet has been very low. I went to do the doctor for a scan. They told me I have zero cysts, which really freaks me out.

I've already tried the following:

  • Buying magazines about muscular guys so I can be more like them
  • Putting on alpha man hypno videos
  • Going to rugby matches and cheering for our lads. Who's the quarterback? Is everyone the quarterback??
  • Typing "manliest song" into Spotify and turning up the volume on my laptop

Please let me know what I'm doing wrong and how I can jack my cishet quantity.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You seem to have the cis part down but you don't have the het part really under wraps. You maximise your het stat by romantically and consensually kissing other men. You can't kiss people of other genders because that's gay

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Ive had a dumb thought I've been playing around with that gay men are way more alpha or whatever then straight men cuz even before it was "legal" to be gay they were out there breaking laws and bangin' dudes.

Dudes too, so like if you get in a real bad argument you could come to blows and lose, something cishet men never even hafta consider. Break a big buff bear-man heart cuz you wanted a piece? he might break your nose i dunno.

That's alpha as fuuuck i think.

Anyway