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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago

Or

Draw a circle

Wait for evolution to eventually turn it into a crab.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

How to draw a crab:

  1. Draw a circle
  2. Wait a few million years for it to evolve into a crab
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

And then, the art curator goes "that's a boring crab, you need to go BEYOND the Crab", and some random guy makes a circle titled "Crab" and sells it for about 20 grand.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

sells it for about 20 grand

Those are always rich people evading taxes in a way that boosts some initiative with absurd publicity

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You cant just make a circle and call it art

You need to make 3 circles and call it art

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

The shape in the meme isn't a rectangle either

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Step 1: start with noise

Step 2: make it look a little more like a crab

Step 3: repeat step 2

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My dude that's not a rectangle that's a hexagon

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

n-gon

n -> ♾️
lim
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

"Do you know what a rectangle is ?" - Jacob "The Fool" Drawfee

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Basically 90% of drawing tutorials on YT.