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"My daughter has been just itching to meet you!"

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think Mutiny, Heresy, and Larceny would work.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Omg you’re right these would be cute names. Especially Larceny

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Isis was a pretty name

My next D&D campaign is going to have a character named Mendacious in charge of a prominent faction. Language nerds will know he's a traitor right off the bat

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago

Omelette is a good name for a cat

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Violence, especially if said in a french accent. Also, Malaria and Ebola for twins.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Honestly, Seven isn't a bad sounding name.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Seven of Nine is the real deal

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

Labia sounds like a nice name. Though more for a country than a person.

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That's a couple of characters from Elden Ring and also the current First Lady, right?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

In a similar vein, Macadamia. So many good nickname opportunities.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Lmao, the comments are like a Key & Peele skit.

My answer: Asbestos

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diarrhea

….. cha cha cha

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I once met a "Candida". Candida is some kind of yeast and causes fungal infections 🦠

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

I know a Candida!

It's actually surprisingly a relatively common uncommon name. Crops up a lot in certain Catholic communities as it's Latin for "white".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

True story. Went to middle school with a girl who had an American mother and a Vietnamese father. His English was passable, but he was far from fluent. He wanted to give his daughter a pretty English word that he liked the sound of: Diarrhea.

Their last name was Ng. Her name would have literally been "Diarrhea-Ing"

Fortunately, her mother put a stop to that and "Stephanie" was forever thankful.

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Nausea

Malaena

Ovary

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Repugnancia

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