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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Mogged by dinochad again. 😩

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago

PEAK MENTIONED.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Kinda surprised how long it took me to see the alien, almost a jump-scare.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

Wow. He also likes to watch....

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 week ago

sigh... unzips

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I thought this is why they don't let people post photos within 4 weeks of joining lmao

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Now we can study this policy failure.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I been posting images since minutes after I joined. I like to get weird with it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Checked your profile, it's based AF, continue doing what you're doing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Oh I forgot I think that's a lemm.ee thing not a Lemmy thing in general. They don't let you post images for 4 weeks Afaik

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The criminal dinosaur foreigners should be deported back to Pangaea

- the hwhites

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

乇乂丅尺卂 丅卄ε·₯匚匚

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

I mean, my feelings on sexual behaviors in general are entirely dependent on consent and I think at the point of kissing from the back like that the dino has shown some sort of capacity to at least want to participate in this so whatever. Also it's a meme and I'm just demonstrating that I'm stoned with this comment.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I swear there’s a video out there some where of multiple dudes in dinosaur costumes replaying this exact scenario. It’s ancient.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Ah i forgot it was Pterodactyl specifically, thanks for confirming!

P.S. to my handler at the agency, please forgive my search history this morning. The video above is what I was trying to find.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Shit, was the alien always there? Seen the original being passed around the internet for ages and never noticed... Too horny for saurus I guess

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Do you hear my eyes complaining?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Bald representation!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Joe Rogan would love the shit outta this.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Joe Rogan's fragile masculinity would be threatened by the dinosaur. But he would fantasize about being the alien, because he is a massive cuck.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Agreed, either that or he would say that he could knock it out in a fight.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The lady, dino, or alien in the background?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

In that exact order, funnily enough.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Holy shit I didnt even see the alien

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At's some Chuck Tingle shit, there.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

it is i, a bort.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Go on......

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

This is fairly hot: alien, human, and dinosaur cuckold port. Everything I need.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can someone explain the joke to me like I’m from the jungle and just discovered internet?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

A dinosaur is sexing up a lady while an alien looks on.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Holy shit i didn't see the Alien until now.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I'll allow it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I like that she's got a bit of weight to her. I know, fit body, would be more feminist but I like what I like.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't think a fit body would be more (or less) feminist. That bit of chub looks like what a lot of women 30+ look like

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The reason I say feminist because there is a thinking that women should stay at home and live a sedentary lifestyle. It could be argued either way but I lean towards healthy living as being feminist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I get where you're coming from, but gendered body expectations are often considered not feminist.

But also that body type is just what I'd expect out of a woman in her mid 30s with kids and an office job. Like yeah, her doctor may want her to lose a few idk, but she's not fat, just hit the metabolism cliff

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