Why is The Onion publishing real news these days?

Seems demonstrably true without satire.

I so much wish this was satire.

You know the Onion is cooking when you swallow it whole without even tasting it. This is the second one I fall for this week.

"I have an Article 2 where I have the right to do whatever I want as president." Satire is dead. Trump shot it in broad daylight and didn't lose a single vote.

Surprisingly enough it’s working, idiocracy was a documentary folks.

Judges be like : but the law !

It's right in there with the clause where all the 2A fans claiming defence against out of control gov lay down and kiss ass if it's only against 'those' people.

This is truth.

I bit the oinion.

had, me for a sec. kinda true tho.

I mean, high velocity Minecraft bricks would.. anything would.. Or detainment, or magical spells, etc.