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[–] [email protected] 119 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why is The Onion publishing real news these days?

[–] [email protected] 100 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This was published in 2018. They publish prophecies.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"No way to stop this, says only nation where this regularly happens." Is probably the most prophetic so far, since it gets redecorated and posted again every so often.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Can they start making happier prophecies then?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago

I so much wish this was satire.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago

Seems demonstrably true without satire.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You know the Onion is cooking when you swallow it whole without even tasting it. This is the second one I fall for this week.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

You didn't swallow the onion.

Reality did.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"I have an Article 2 where I have the right to do whatever I want as president." Satire is dead. Trump shot it in broad daylight and didn't lose a single vote.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

/c/TechnicallyTheTruth

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

Surprisingly enough it’s working, idiocracy was a documentary folks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Judges be like : but the law !

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

"Watcha gonna do? Judge me? LOL" - trump

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

It's right in there with the clause where all the 2A fans claiming defence against out of control gov lay down and kiss ass if it's only against 'those' people.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

This is truth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I bit the oinion.

had, me for a sec. kinda true tho.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I mean, high velocity Minecraft bricks would.. anything would.. Or detainment, or magical spells, etc.