So we should all short that stock.... Sure
this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2025
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There's probably enough people who don't know what a dividend is, or are willing to lose money to own the libs, that this might work.
sounds like everybody on trumpys cabinet is a salesman~
hearing a commerce secretary salespitch just sends in bad signals.
I was hoping this guy would be different, based on his back story. But, nope, clearly he's drinking the Flavor-aid as well.
His backstory involves being born rich on the backs of his family's emerald mine slaves. Why would you expect better than any other rich asshole?
Well it also involves taking care of the families of his employees that were killed in the 9/11 attacks. But, yeah.
Note: the following vitriol is solely for Musk. I got no issue with you, just feeling spicy.
Yeah I guess you could get benefits when you were being paid to work for him and his PR team wasn't "KETAMINE!". But those people whose lives his family stole can go fuck themselves cause they don't have a PR team to make people care about them.
Elon Musk is over. Done. Finished.
Nobody will listen to him in a long time.
So how much were you paid to lie about this?