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[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

One thing on this list will kill you a lot faster than the other things.

That's right, sliding down a hillside on a slip-and-slide covered with crisco is by far the surest way to harm yourself, especially if you haven't done meth beforehand.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

I needed my wisdom teeth pulled, started smoking crack instead of paying those con artists aka "dentists". Anyways i was in crazy pain cuz my wisdom teeth were on the move. Started smoking crack and them hoes fell out all on they own. And my dentist wanted like 2k for that???? Like yeah no thanks ill take the crack

Speaking of which, any of yall got any crack??? Will pay in handies

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Lol, you mean you don't sip Cris? Nerd.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

This explains a lot about the world we live in today

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah fureal. Even Jay-Z does it

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm assuming meant to symbolize fried food

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought it might be a sex thing

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe fried food is a sex thing?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Wouldn’t the fried food already symbolize that though?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 16 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Seems to be crisco branded oil, and not crisco vegetable shortening. Presumably for deep frying.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I really want to know what's special about the Crisco

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

You never shot up some cris?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have a McDonalds a Shop where I can buy cigarettes and redbull in a radius of 500 meters from my home. I can’t stop because its yo easy not to

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

I gotta introduce you to the American rest stop. That's a gas station and fast food places combined into one building. And they're built all along our interstate system!

You go in, order your food, and get your red bull and cigs while you wait and you don't even have to go outside!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah, of course! The DMT pipe! The pipe you smoke DMT in to go to The Halls of Time

EDOT: I should clarify that this is the good ending and this meme is definitely not depicting the good ending

EDIT II ELECTRIC: Edot :(