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[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

what? gedit is awesome. it has good code highlighting and thats what we need right?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I coded several of my early mobile app releases entirely in gedit. Good times.

I sometimes forget how good we have it now. I wrote those apps around 2012 and the DX for the platforms was basically non-existent. Virtually every platform had shit documentation, shit version management, a shit IDE with minimal refactoring features, a shitty debugging experience, and everything felt like it was being botched together by 3 guys in their spare time.

It's incredible now that we have things like hot reloading. You can literally save a change and BAM it's on the screen seconds later. On native platforms no less. Astounding.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

And then there is a colleague who programs in Notepad++ directly on the test server and then just copies his code to prod.

(yes, he works alone on that project)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

if you've never used ed(1) technically it's illegal for you to say "it's a UNIX system, i know this"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I've used ed.

Ctrl+Alt+F3 htop /ed F9 Enter

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The irony being that scene had a GUI and ed is, well...

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

obligatory FSN linksscreenshot of SGI's FSN

[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 days ago (10 children)

I genuinely do a lot of coding in Kate, the standard KDE editor. It's enough to do a lot of things, has highlighting, and is more than enough when you just need a quick fix.

I am also still using nano when editing stuff in the terminal. Please, don't judge me.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To be fair, Kate isn't just a text editor, it actually is an IDE. The text editor version would be kwrite, which would be horrible to program in.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wow, you're right of course. I completely forgot kwrite still existed, tbh.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Kwrite doesnt really exist on its own anymore. Its a slimmed down gui for kate now.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

We're almost like coding siblings lol

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I do it in nano over ssh. The shortcuts suck but it gets the job done.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I used to copy code into nano over ssh. Then I randomly tried pasting the server address in my file browser and it connected over SFTP. This was ages ago. I was using Crunchbang Linux, maybe around 2011 or so.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can enable modernbindings in nano to get standard shortcuts like ctrl-s for save.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Did not know this. Will certainly look into it because my nano over ssh days aren't over yet haha.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

I recommend "micro" which is like Nano but uses modern shortcuts. Making it a terminal editor which feels more like using notepad than something esoteric.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 days ago (4 children)

"Me who codes with the text editor that came with Ubuntu"...

So VIM?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I think gedit is a great text editor.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Doesn't it ship with nano these days?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Both, last I checked.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

doesn't vim come with the Ubuntu installation?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I code using grep's search and replace.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (17 children)

Vim and emacs are text editors.

Vs code is a code editor (but really it's also just a text editor)

Maybe they mean IDEs like visual studio?

I've never really heard it called a coding GUI before.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I see you've never used emacs.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

"it's a bit limited for an operating system"

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If you're not writing it all down on paper and then punching holes in cards, you're doing it all wrong

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

All you need is a magnetised needle and a steady hand. Or butterflies.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What about people, who just burn the machine code directly onto a CD with a laser?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Pff, real programmers use butterflies. We open our hands and let the delicate wings flap once. The disturbance ripples outward, changing the flow of the eddy currents in the upper atmosphere. These cause momentary pockets of higher-pressure air to form, which acts as lenses that deflect incoming cosmic rays, focusing them to strike the drive platter and flip the desired bit.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

As long as you don't use Microsoft Word we can be friends

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

At uni I did a lot of my Java coursework in notepad, then I’d have to take it into a computer lab on a floppy, tar it and upload it to a unix terminal so it could be emailed to the professor. Java syntax with only the command line compiler is not fun.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

text editor application that came with Ubuntu

nano

shivers

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (10 children)

I'm probably in the minority but I think it's fantastic! No extra baggage, super quick to work with, and it does syntax highlighting pretty well!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Learned C++ by using gedit on the Sun machines in my college's computer lab in 2007. They were decommissioned shortly after I graduated.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

I write all my code on paper and use OCR to convert it. It almost works sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (11 children)
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