this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2025
670 points (99.4% liked)

Greentext

6210 readers
693 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 12 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 129 points 1 month ago (1 children)

always host girlfriend locally.

rookie mistake annon.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Time to go buy a framework desktop with 128 gigs of unified memory!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Unfortunately it's not shipping until Q3. What ~~am I~~ is anon meant to do in the meantime?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

A VPS could work in the meantime. It'll cost a pretty penny, but maybe that's manageable for the next few months.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sell their soul for a Mac Studio with M3 Ultra and 512 gigs of unified memory. (Or one with specs comparable to a maxed out Strix Halo)

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Time for a new Chinese online girlfriend

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

No need to go that far I have it on good authority there are hot babes in my area.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My new girlfriend Nicole never replies 🙄

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Ha ha, what an idiot. Now, my totally legit online girlfriend also started ghosting me, but that was shortly before I heard about a raid in a pig butchering scam in Myanmar. Pure coincidence, I'm sure.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Oh no, Petunia!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

better so i guess