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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago

This little cunt of mine tended to inflame every other month instead of teething already. I decided to remove it, and I ended up spending almost 2 hours in surgery because it had fused into another tooth. Instead of coming out cleanly, it broke and a few fragments were left behind

Doc said it was okay to leave it as it would be absorbed or come out again eventually. Almost a year later, and the little prick sends his regards by inflaming my face completely and having to rush to surgery again.

Hopefully it was the end of that. Fuck this SOB

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Human mandible shrank a bit the last millenia, probably thanks to the rise of agricolture and easily chewable food, but that left less space for teeth to grow properly

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

"Intelligent Design"

Fucking LOL

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I think a lot of folks assume that evolution means "all the crappy stuff whittled out over time, and only the good stuff remains" when in fact I think evolution aims for "eh, they reproduced. Good enough"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

Creationist love to bring up all the wonderful things in the world. They tend not to bring up things like the recurrent laryngeal nerve or bot flies.

In fact, I think they're confused as to why science would even bring these up. If evolution is a religion (as they often claim), why would that religion point to something so weird or ugly? The answer is that evolution just is, and it does weird and ugly things sometimes. Our job is to study the weird and ugly things it makes while also finding a better moral system than mere evolution.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

For anybody who thinks that animals in their natural environment are all happy...yeah imagine living for decades without any sort of dental care. Evolution is about surviving, not thriving.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

It's odd to me that anyone fantasizes about nature in general being peaceful. Especially when the plot of most nature documentaries can be summarized as "fall in love with this creature, then experience the stress of watching it struggle desperately to survive."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago

Evolution meant to tell you to get out of the gene pool.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Mine were growing directly sideways. I'm an evolutionary failure.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I guess I should buy a lottery ticket, then, because my wisdom teeth came in pretty much straight. The only problem I ever have is getting anything back there for cleaning.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

So were mine. They had to shatter most of them to get them out.

Passed out from the pain the first time I tried to eat post operation, lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

With the pain killers! Found out that I'm very sensitive pain that day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Oh wow, that sucks. I still have trauma's from my lift bottom wisdom tooth (and my crackling jaw sometimes reminds me of it), but I don't really remembering such pain. They numbed half my mouth during the procedure, so I didn't feel anything (apart from the hammering and drilling moving my entire head). It definitely sucked when I got home, but the pain wasn't too bad

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Yea I got dry sockets after, even after being really careful. It was a nightmare. I remember lying on the floor on the carpet drooling trying to eat mac n cheese.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Mine ARE growing directly sideways 🫠 at least the bottom ones

[–] [email protected] 28 points 18 hours ago

It's because humans in the wild would lose teeth by that time and need more.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Oh yes, the Geological Faultocalized inside my mouth. I had four of them.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Well, see, your mistake is brushing your teeth and living past 30. If your back molars were properly rotten enough to gracefully pop out when the wisdoms grew in, and then you died before that one rotted and you couldn't chew anymore, you wouldn't have any problems.

Literally.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

Ancient humans had surprisingly good teeth. They weren't soaked in acid and sugar.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Not all. Pre industrial humans where I live ate a lot of slow roasted cactus. After 2 days buried with hot stones the cactus hearts were caramelized. I've tasted it prepared in the traditional manner and it's just syrup in a leaf. Delicious, and I have no doubt it was great energy for people that had to walk miles every day.

Anyone that lived past 30 had their teeth rot right out of their head, according to the archiological record.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago

Depends on where they were and what they were eating. Humans are really amazing in that we can eat almost anything that's not a straight up tree, and we've existed across the planet in just about every ecological niche. I remember reading somewhere they could estimate the age of desert burial/skeleton remains on how worn the teeth are due to the sand getting in the food. But I'm sure no processed sugar is pretty beneficial tho

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

my wisdom teeth surgery was the best sleep ive ever had

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

I remember they were really worried that I wasn't waking up from my surgery that was scheduled from 7am to 8am. They also scolded my dad for coming in and telling "c'mon get up it's time to go" until they saw me finally getting up and groaning about it being too early. You'd think it was their first experience with a teenager...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

I gained some semblance of consciousness and heard crunching before I drifted back out.

[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Evolutionarily, it only matters that you reproduce.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I can‘t even do that. The reason: Skill issue

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

Born without wisdom teeth...

Not sure if that makes me more evolved or less lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Mine's are pointing 90° on the wrong direction.

They are dormant but I've warned that if they decide to start being funny I'll be fucked. :D

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago

Depends. I had 4 at 90°. Only one hurt a little. They caused pockets, which are hard to clean (impossible by yourself) and can accelerate bone loss. I removed 3 of them. 2 by a jaw surgeon. They were creating a space bewteen molars deeper inside the bone, while also creating an opening at the top. Nasty.

Chronic inflamation of the gums don't hurt either. Best way to tell is by a mouth hygiënist. If your gums bleed easily while flossing, it's a good idea to keep flossing. Takes about 1-2 weeks before the gums calm down and the swelling dissipates. I use those tiny round brushes to get in between. If you start using those, m start with the thinnest wire. The metal should absolutely not scrape against the teeth, only the brush.

Taken years to form that habit...

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I only had them on the right side. Not shure what this means evolutionary…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Better than the wrong side I guess 🤷

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Me some years ago

Can still hear the sound of them breaking it to get it out

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

"You really shouldn't be awake for this" - the orthodontist crushing my sideways wisdom teeth with pliers so he can rip the shards out individually.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Your jaw got smaller and you stopped loosing teeth so fast. It's your own fault, really.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is what gets me about the sentiment of "humans lived for hundreds of thousands of years without toothpaste/sunscreen/antibiotics/vaccines/etc and we were just fine!"

My dude, we were most definitely not fine. A lot of people died painful and preventable deaths, many of them children, and we're around today because existing that way was just good enough to keep us going as a species.

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 day ago (15 children)

Pre-dentistry, a bunch of your teeth would have fallen out before your wisdom teeth came in. There would have been space for the wisdom teeth so they wouldn't need to come in sideways.

[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 day ago (4 children)

We used to have larger mouths, they've been shrinking as we evolved

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_jaw_shrinkage

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

they’ve been shrinking as we ~~evolved~~ changed our diet

No genetic changes (evolution) happened. If as children we ate only very tough meat and lots of chewy vegetables - no bread or rice or potato softness - our same genetics would result in much larger adult jaws.

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