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[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 179 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lost yearly Nitro and all my friends

That’s sadder than he seems to understand it is.

[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 year ago

I know "lol anon has no friends" is le epic funny meme but by friends, they obviously meant their contacts.

[-] mossy_@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

I have a lot of people, I'd consider friends, that I only communicate with through discord. If I lost my account, I'd likely never hear from them again. Kinda get it.

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[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 121 points 1 year ago

This is one of the bigger reasons I don't want to use social media controlled by a corporation, it means they can choose to cut me off from people at their discretion, which will probably be based on what is convenient and easy for them.

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[-] Butterpaderp@lemmy.world 106 points 1 year ago

Never understood why anyone would want to pay 100$ a year for discord, the paid version doesnt give you that much imo

[-] pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz 37 points 1 year ago

Which is a good monetation system. Premium users barely get anything but still enough to pay, while free users can do pretty much everything too.

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[-] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Personally, Discord has facilitated a long distance relationship with my now wife, and nearly ten years of weekly TTRPG games. I don't mind the cost because they cannot provide that service for free forever, and I think it's worth it for what I get out of it. The other benefits they add for paying are almost just bonuses to me after that.

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[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

personally the $3 a month nitro is worth it for me, considering how much I use it. I know Lemmy hates anything capitalist but a coffee a month isnt that much

[-] dev_null@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

I pay $30 a year for Nitro Basic. It's only $2.50 a month and worth it to me with how much I use it.

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[-] autonomoususer@lemmy.world 69 points 1 year ago

Anon doesn't know, Discord fails to include a libre software license text file. We do not control it, anti-libre software.

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[-] itsnotits@lemmy.world 65 points 1 year ago
  • Three-year-old* account with no violations
  • 5-year-old* alt account
[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 57 points 1 year ago

That is kinda bullshit if they didn't even see the content.

[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago

I mean, seeing as it’s a 4chan greentext there’s probably some very important information being left out.

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[-] glitchdx@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

And I'm not looking forwards to the effort it is going to take to get my friends to migrate away from discord. It was hard enough to get them on discord in the first place.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 51 points 1 year ago

I mean, if you’re on 4chan…

[-] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 22 points 1 year ago

This was my first thought.

Obviously did some shit then trying to gain sympathy like omg I was banned for being nice.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago

Lost yearly Nitro

You cuck.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 43 points 1 year ago

Same happened to me but with animal cruelty content or something. I tried to get the account back but turns out it was a "ban wave" so a lot of other people who got banned but were innocent were doing the same so discords services got overwhelmed by the appeals. Maybe they should have realized after that that this kinda banning is a horrible approach.

[-] Frog@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 year ago

Anon's big mistake was not being the President of the Gulf of America.

[-] kane@femboys.biz 40 points 1 year ago

This is why people should be worried of using these massive services, luckily it was ‘only’ Discord (if this was your primary way to interact with friends, this can be a huge deal).

But imagine if it was your email account!

Getting a reputable provider, self hosting or using a decentralized option is paramount for your own sanity.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 19 points 1 year ago

There was that man who was all in on Google.

He had a telemedicine appointment for his son who had a problem with his penis. Dr asked him to send a close-up photo so he could diagnose the skin condition

So the guy takes the photo with his pixel phone and sends it

The phone automatically backs up the photo

Google's AI says it's child porn, his account is deleted and police are contacted

Police look into it and say "not porn, totally fine" but have to go to his house to tell him the was no problem because his phone was Google, his internet was Google fibre, his email was Gmail and his photo album was on Google and all that was irrevocably deleted

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[-] backgroundcow@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago

On this topic: I currently have installed on my phone and computer: slack, zoom, MSTeams, element, discord, Facebook messenger and signal to communicate in various projects and friends. What is this madness?!

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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 year ago

Anon forgot to put their interpersonal relationships in a RAID array

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I created a Discord account so I could try Midjourney and my account got blocked within a few hours. I use a VPN most of the time, can't remember if I was with Discord so might have had the same IP as another user. Didn't bother to set up another account.

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[-] HighFructoseLowStand@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago

I have a Discord but I hear a lot about how easily you can get banned, largely on the whims of the people running a single server, so I've always been a bit reluctant to use it.

Also, I find it genuinely disturbing how much information all these companies have about you and your stuff.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm legitimately paranoid about this scenario, especially since I'm in a couple of ERP servers, and I was friends with ReploidRevo.. yes THAT ReploidRevo, and never knew about what he did until after his downfall went viral. (Shocked the Hell out of me because he seemed so normal and on the up and up)

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[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

Good on discord for actually doing something given their reputation

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[-] sgbrain7@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

gosh, that makes me feel really nervous

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[-] Master@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Its greentext. Its not real/true.

[-] Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 year ago

And yet it is.

Can't say if this anon specifically had this happen, but there's plenty of proof of it happening.

[-] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 16 points 1 year ago

So basically if you hate a community, you just gotta go there and post some no-no pics, and everything gets nuked? Great, I'm sure nobody will abuse this.

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