(SIGHT) — You can't make out much beyond colors and blob-like shapes bleeding into one another, like a drawing in a child's coloring book. Astigmatic lights sparkle around you.
[Trivial: Failure] — No, wait...this might be working. Everything that was once blurry is slowly, slowly starting to come in to view, as though someone is adjusting the focus dial on your retinas. If you cross your eyes just a bit, the images seem as though they fade into one another. It's beautiful. Your vision works without assistance. At the very least, this is how it ought to work. Keep the glasses off, and you'll eventually be healed.
— Are you sure? I don't think I can see anything.
— About 96% of the people who complete this Masterclass can see just fine. Didn't you pay attention to the testimonials? Maybe you're doing it wrong. The instructor did give you that sample week to follow. Daily application of Immortelle® oils, epsom salt and zendocrine foot baths, beef liver and organ capsules; if you quit before you try them, how can you say it didn't work?
— Beef liver and organ capsules naturally increase T-levels and SHBG. Good for curing soft men. This wöman might know what she's talking about...
New task: Finish your Masterclass homework
