chat

8193 readers

638 users here now

Chat is a text only community for casual conversation, please keep shitposting to the absolute minimum. This is intended to be a separate space from c/chapotraphouse or the daily megathread. Chat does this by being a long-form community where topics will remain from day to day unlike the megathread, and it is distinct from c/chapotraphouse in that we ask you to engage in this community in a genuine way. Please keep shitposting, bits, and irony to a minimum.

As with all communities posts need to abide by the code of conduct, additionally moderators will remove any posts or comments deemed to be inappropriate.

Thank you and happy chatting!

founded 3 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

Apparently some Anti-Glasses conspiracy shit is gaining popularity (threadreaderapp.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

25 comments fedilink hide all child comments

Wtf lol

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (2 children)

de-perception (SIGHT) — You can't make out much beyond colors and blob-like shapes bleeding into one another, like a drawing in a child's coloring book. Astigmatic lights sparkle around you.

de-suggestion [Trivial: Failure] — No, wait...this might be working. Everything that was once blurry is slowly, slowly starting to come in to view, as though someone is adjusting the focus dial on your retinas. If you cross your eyes just a bit, the images seem as though they fade into one another. It's beautiful. Your vision works without assistance. At the very least, this is how it ought to work. Keep the glasses off, and you'll eventually be healed.

dubois-depressed — Are you sure? I don't think I can see anything.

de-suggestion — About 96% of the people who complete this Masterclass can see just fine. Didn't you pay attention to the testimonials? Maybe you're doing it wrong. The instructor did give you that sample week to follow. Daily application of Immortelle® oils, epsom salt and zendocrine foot baths, beef liver and organ capsules; if you quit before you try them, how can you say it didn't work?

de-endurance — Beef liver and organ capsules naturally increase T-levels and SHBG. Good for curing soft men. This wöman might know what she's talking about...

New task: Finish your Masterclass homework

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

How many goats did you sacrifice to get this good at writing?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I love you