If you’re still in Texas, and not a furry, GTFO before they criminalize something YOU think is normal and harmless.
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I feel they put more effort into coming up with an acronym that into planning the actual act. I’m pretty sure in the early 90s punk phase people wore collars for fashion too.
How about focusing all this effort and passing a bill to prevent officers being pussies during an active shooter situation like in Uvalde??
Forbid child to play animals, they will do it when grow up, just see how much Trump likes to be Putin’s dog.
Republicans outlawing catboys? That’s gonna make the republicans mad.
As usual, the GOP is laser-focused on the most important matters facing the American public today
Make reactionaries angry at this law by saying it bans children from wearing fur.
A personal or outward display, except during a school play or by a school mascot, through surgical or superficial means of features that are non-human such as using tails, leashes, collars or other accessories designed for pets
what kind of kinky ass school mascots do Texans have
Man, kindergarten is gonna be really tough for any kid who has ever seen an animal. Also, gotta lock up everyone at Fisher Price for grooming children with the See 'n Say
Singing Old McDonald is now illegal.
"Old McDonald had a farm, E I E I O. And on that farm he had a cow, E I E I O. With a 'm- ON THE GROUND, MOTHERFUCKER!!!! I got you now, you sonofabitch!"
Mother Goose's tales of entrapment
I loved acting like a dog as a kid. We often played things like pokemon or lion king, etc. Soooo kids just can't "play animals" anymore? Wtf.