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I probably sleep with king Midas or meet Apollo and he grants me the same wish
Lots of beans
Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess
Killed by a Pictish tribe in scotland
probably something cult related I guess
High speed dirt man, high speed dirt.
Gluttony
Same
lol idk
Snakebite
An undercover Corgi mission.
I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.
I am just going outside and may be some time...
Details of demise unclear but I'm excited to find out, may need a safe word lol
Something Volcano related, possibly involving a ring and a couple of short men. One of whom is a goddamn hero.
Tree
I'm not sure I want to know...
Morti means "of death" in Latin. I guess I'm going to die of death...
The deadliest kind of death
Sounds unpleasant.
Dangling a jeep over a cliff while escaping a Mormon bishop.
I guess I'm not growing old
Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like "ok, that sounds legit".
Very quickly but likely quite painful
I'm going to go down with my ship, bellowing orders to my crew until the last.
Yeah, likely commands such as, but not limited to: "I told you to take the last boat out of here!" Or "I won't need the log book where I am going so you better take it to draw inside while you wait for rescue you idiot!"
I SAID RAM THE FUCKER. I DON'T CARE IF THE ENGINES ARE GONE, GET OUT AND PUSH IF YOU HAVE TO.
Whelp...
I will be deleted and no evidence that I ever existed will be found.
mildly, nothing extreme
I think I'm probably going to die in a gutter somewhere
It wouldn't.
Very painfully
Decomposing at old age in some field snd then a tree grows out of me
Guess I'm a very tasty bug.
First I am. And then...
I'm not.
Something not safe for work, and probably not safe at all.
After the last and final of many disappearances, rumours grow of a man named Anonymous. No one met him in person, but everyone knew who he was. Over time the stories are embellished and exaggerated, eventually becoming a shorthand for the very concept of anonymity
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Something the Scooby gang could have prevented.
No one can tell... (Well maybe)... But I should have seen it coming.
I just hope I'm on the receiving end.
With a bang
Painfully, I'd assume
Sailing. I guess an accident