A bullet grazed the Memphis man’s thigh after his one-year-old pit bull got his paw stuck in a gun’s trigger guard

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[+] 161 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (12 children)
  • [–] 87 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    The only thing that stops a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    The government is coming for your dogs guns!!!

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  • [–] 119 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Keep the safety on or use a trigger lock,

    Maybe put that firearm in a safe. Or better yet, get rid of it. Of all the things that say, "I am not a responsible gun owner", getting shot by your dog has got to be pretty high up on the list.

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  • [–] 99 points 2 years ago (11 children)

    I'm not saying put bulls are the most dangerous breed, but when was the last time you heard of a retriever or a lab shooting someone?

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  • [–] 83 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I was gonna make the same joke, but then I finished reading the article:

    And in 2019, former Louisiana State University football player Matt Branch publicly discussed how his black labrador retriever stepped on a hunting shotgun that had been placed in the back of a utility terrain vehicle on a hunting trip in Mississippi.

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  • [–] 37 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I don't want to defend pitbulls, but a chihuahua with a small kalachnikov would be deadly as well.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I can confirm. As a person who had a chihuahua for 11 beautiful years, he yearned for the most violent death of any and all that displeased him, which was anything bigger than him.

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  • [–] 28 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    This has to be the most american headline I've read this year

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    [–] 26 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The only way to stop a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun!

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    Poor dog got scared.

    Oh the owner? Fuck him. Got what he deserved. Don't practice proper gun safety? You got what what was coming to you

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    An average day in the USA.

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    The only thing that'll stop a bad boy with a gun, is a good boy with a gun.

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    The canine revolution has started. They’ve been playing us for fools, making us think it’s the feline population we had to fear, all the while planning this.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    My dog accidentally shot me in the dick with my own gun and I bled out then reincarnated as an overpowered generic anime mc and all the pretty ladies are in to me for no logical reason and the plot won't make sense no matter how many chapters you read.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Bro I fucking love, My Dog Accidentally Shot Me In The Dick With My Own Gun and I Bled Out Then Reincarnated In Another World Where All My Friends Are Big Busty Milfs But My Dog Is Now My Spirit Guide Through The 100 Floors of Enlightenment.

    It's just got such deep character development and creative writing. The powers are so interesting. 賢治タイム really makes you think...

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    That dog got tired of being his bitch.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Guns don't kill people, dogs do?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    ....c'mon Johnson! Get the fuck up!

    ...dog in bed: nah, bang bang! Lemmy sleep!

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    Always put your safety catch on!

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago

    Another fine recipient of a Darwin Award.

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