Not The Onion

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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 87 points 2 years ago (5 children)

The only thing that stops a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun.

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[+] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child)

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[–] atro_city@fedia.io 10 points 2 years ago

All dogs go to heaven. Even those with guns.

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[+] spizzat2@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

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[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Why are you so mad, Bront?

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[–] donuts@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

For the mobile users that can't tap the exclamation mark, here's the link again

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[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 years ago (1 child)

My dog is a fucking libertarian, I can't take his gun, so I lightened the trigger on my Glock for the cat. Cats got my back.

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Bruh. Can't believe you fell for that. Oldest cat trick in the book. Best don't be late with those treats!

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[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

It is the right to bear arms not dog arms

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The government is coming for your dogs guns!!!

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[+] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 child)

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 2 years ago

Mental health assessments are weaponized against black and brown labs.