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[-] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago

Be honest with yourself, when was the last time your boyfriend gave you something and did a flirty little dance?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Well... Never.

Mostly because I've never had a boyfriend, but now I'm upset about it!

[-] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

A nice cock takes you places.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Chickens are not monogamous. It is a proposition, not a proposal.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Looks like you gotta take the cock now.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Lucky. Roosters have always been dicks (cocks, haha) to me. Chickens are sweethearts though

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Isn't this the plot to Splice. Better arm yourself OP

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