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Snowflakes
Unfortunately, the impact of an actual snowflake on a Cybertruck will irreparably damage its finish.
Snowflakes also block the Cyber trucks "uniquely" designed headlights
How the fuck did that thing ever become road legal. I think in some countries it even straight up isn't iirc.
In the EU it's not street legal. In short, it fails a plethora of basic safety regulations.
us has very lax laws on it. it can cut a deer in half, plus its a charcuterie cutter.
Government response should be.... "While the government sympathises with your plight and considers protecting its citizens a core duty, recent events have left the government under manned and thus powerless to protect those who cheer on the downsizing of the government until it directly affects them. Therefore please accept our apologies but until such time as staffing levels allow us to focus on anything but the absolutely vital functions of government which are already more than we can handle, we will not be able to offer you any support."
Just needed to add the “sending thoughts and prayers” at the end but otherwise perfect.
Or just autoreply with a poop emoji.
"Due to government short staffing, created by the current Trump/Musk administration, we are unable to render assistance since you have a net worth of less than 100 billion dollars. We can however refer you to our private partner "Guard", Guard - the X in security, can be requested through X following an AI loyalty analysis of your Xeet history.
Once approved for Guard services you can expect one part time Guard to protect your Tesla for two total hours a week."
My xeets are like a 7 or 8 on the Bristol stool scale what do I win from the gubmint
how much are they on the MOHs harndess scale.
They're a No on the MOHs scale
Is the fuck your feelings crowd getting their feelings fucked?
Raw. he's getting his feelings fucked raw.
Thoughts and prayers, anyone?
Can't deal with the free speech now, can they?
So I guess you don’t mind having to bury it if it catches fire, because they reach insane temperatures. Or the fact that raccoons think they are dumpsters.
Raccoons are not unique in that regard. Or maybe I'm a raccoon?
Just don’t buy a cyber”truck”? I am genuinely baffled why anyone would choose that over any other truck in America. There are so many better priced, and higher quality vehicles on the market.
Because they want to be seen being a Nazi, but without the consequences.
when i was near one upclose, i thought they were taller, im guessing they are wierdly shaped.
Teslas are gross
Just wait till they vote to add it as a protected class.
Aww, poor babies.
So funny. What do they think will happen or change?
Even if this is passed, nothing will change. Also, pretty sure the whole 'attack on cybertrucks' is 90% online. So I recommend they just touch grass.
There's a dude who owns a swasticar a few streets over, and I've noticed I'm not the only one to flip it off when I'm going by. But that's about as aggressive any attacks are getting around here
maybe dont buy one knowing what ELON BECAME.
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
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