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[-] [email protected] 114 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 77 points 2 months ago

Unfortunately, the impact of an actual snowflake on a Cybertruck will irreparably damage its finish.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

Snowflakes also block the Cyber trucks "uniquely" designed headlights

Snowflakes also block cyber trucks headlights

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

How the fuck did that thing ever become road legal. I think in some countries it even straight up isn't iirc.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

In the EU it's not street legal. In short, it fails a plethora of basic safety regulations.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

us has very lax laws on it. it can cut a deer in half, plus its a charcuterie cutter.

[-] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago

Government response should be.... "While the government sympathises with your plight and considers protecting its citizens a core duty, recent events have left the government under manned and thus powerless to protect those who cheer on the downsizing of the government until it directly affects them. Therefore please accept our apologies but until such time as staffing levels allow us to focus on anything but the absolutely vital functions of government which are already more than we can handle, we will not be able to offer you any support."

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

Just needed to add the “sending thoughts and prayers” at the end but otherwise perfect.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Or just autoreply with a poop emoji.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

"Due to government short staffing, created by the current Trump/Musk administration, we are unable to render assistance since you have a net worth of less than 100 billion dollars. We can however refer you to our private partner "Guard", Guard - the X in security, can be requested through X following an AI loyalty analysis of your Xeet history.

Once approved for Guard services you can expect one part time Guard to protect your Tesla for two total hours a week."

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

My xeets are like a 7 or 8 on the Bristol stool scale what do I win from the gubmint

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

how much are they on the MOHs harndess scale.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

They're a No on the MOHs scale

[-] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago

Is the fuck your feelings crowd getting their feelings fucked?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Raw. he's getting his feelings fucked raw.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Thoughts and prayers, anyone?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Can't deal with the free speech now, can they?

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

So I guess you don’t mind having to bury it if it catches fire, because they reach insane temperatures. Or the fact that raccoons think they are dumpsters.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Raccoons are not unique in that regard. Or maybe I'm a raccoon?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Just don’t buy a cyber”truck”? I am genuinely baffled why anyone would choose that over any other truck in America. There are so many better priced, and higher quality vehicles on the market.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Because they want to be seen being a Nazi, but without the consequences.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

when i was near one upclose, i thought they were taller, im guessing they are wierdly shaped.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Teslas are gross

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Just wait till they vote to add it as a protected class.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Aww, poor babies.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

So funny. What do they think will happen or change?

Even if this is passed, nothing will change. Also, pretty sure the whole 'attack on cybertrucks' is 90% online. So I recommend they just touch grass.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

There's a dude who owns a swasticar a few streets over, and I've noticed I'm not the only one to flip it off when I'm going by. But that's about as aggressive any attacks are getting around here

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

maybe dont buy one knowing what ELON BECAME.

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