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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

And con't forget to try the fine line of Goya food products!

Oval Office Recommended!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 56 minutes ago (1 children)

LOL! How many fucking cheeseburgers and Diet Cokes would the Orange Turd need to gobble down?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 38 minutes ago* (last edited 38 minutes ago) (1 children)

how much can his diaper hold, thats your answer. he has to be wearing those astronaut type diapers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 35 minutes ago

Only the Gold Diapers that are Made in China.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Jebus, didn't realize the muskrat was so big, Fatputin isn't a small guy and he looks quite a bit smaller. So, guess he's a bigger piece of shit than I even knew!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Pictures can be tricky. According to google, Trump is actually 1” taller than musk.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 53 minutes ago

Huh, wild, did assume it was camera angle at first, but they're both right next to car, which is angled just slightly so muskrat is a little bit closer, but not enough to skew perspective that much, or so I thought. Hmmmm, X-lifts perhaps?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Musk looks like that bully that’s just waiting to sucker punch Trump if he fucks up the lines he was given. He’s even clenching his teeth.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 37 minutes ago

also out of the frame, musk has human shield there with him too.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 hours ago

Billionaires have no idea how the majority of us are living. We shouldn't allow people this disconnected from a normal everyday life to run the country.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

Did they photoshop his hands bigger?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

Dumb & Dumber try to sell shitty cars and fail.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Yeah sure, let's just re-emphasize for anyone who wasn't paying attention that the man responsible for all this misery is also is the owner of this here car company. It's not as if Musk fans are going to be getting EVs.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

His true calling as a car salesman.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

Given that he managed to bankrupt a casino I'm positive his career as a car salesman would be highly comedic.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Depends. The cost of eggs equivalent to these vehicles should be enough to cover both of these vehicles with them!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (17 children)

I will party a whole week long when he finally dies.... So hurry up Donald.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 hours ago

the one for Thatcher in Britain was LIT. There was a conga line in the street and "Ding dong the witch is dead" shot to the top of the music charts

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I really, really, really hope he dies on the toilet. It's such a fitting place. Just, he takes a break from a meeting and doesn't come back. And when they go to look for him, he's slumped to the side. Unable to give anal birth to DJT the Turd. I hope pictures of it leak. I'd get it on a t-shirt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 31 minutes ago* (last edited 30 minutes ago)

i doubt he has sat on one since the 90s, since he transitioned to only using diapers. hes known to have worn diapers for that long due to cocaine abuse causing incotinence. Elon is probably strung out as much trump is.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

On the toilet?

In public! Grabs ~~his heart~~ the area where normal humans have a heart, starts staring wildly, sweating profusely, all you hear is a giant wet fart, then his pants stain brown, he stumbles, knocks his head, bites his tongue, collapses.

The end.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 29 minutes ago* (last edited 29 minutes ago)

im surprised he never got a diaper rash before, or an infection from sitting in his stool all day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

I like this better than on the toilet because he'd realize only now that all the riches and fame in the world cannot save him from the debt all men must pay

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, on the toilet. Alone with the realization and fear of death. No family or fans around to comfort his ego. Just cold, uncaring porcelain.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

I think it would be gold rather than porcelain in his case. But I get your point.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Something poetic about that. Gold is one of the best thermal conductors, so it's always cold.

Although given his family not having them around might actually be a blessing.

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

They literally just notified 32% of the Department of Education last night that they were being fired.

Fuck these assholes and anyone who voted for them can fucking drop dead.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

i mean, who needs Education anyways? in the future, when machines take all the jobs, there's no point in having an educated workforce. so better cut down on that money that schools are spending today. (/s)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

I can't wait until the ultimate karma when they try and actually replace everyone with AI and it all fucks up. Everyone who is ever tried to do that is always ended up in trouble.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 hours ago

White House Press pack now have the opportunity to just grill who ever is at the podium next on questions comparing the Model X and then deaths related to Self Driving Incidents

[–] [email protected] 42 points 13 hours ago

Trump: slaps roof

Tesla: combusts

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