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[–] [email protected] 15 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Nah mate, I'll decide how much is enough. That ain't enough.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago

Seems off by a factor of 5 by my personal consumption. This is a stockpile for ludite teatotalers imo. Pure amateur numbers for anyone paying attention.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 day ago (2 children)

But what am I supposed to drink after next month?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 day ago

No, you see... that's a monthly subscription amount.

Some people just don't read the article. 🤪

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Water. The hangover will last till the next inauguration. You won’t even notice what’s going on while you puke.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

It's a diet aid too? This keeps getting better and better.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 21 hours ago

Triple it, this is a 3 beer/day presidency.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Bold of them to assume that Trump's presidential term will end at four years.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You mean he will last 5 terms?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

Pretty sure he'll be dead before lasting that long... I wonder what the odds are on exactly how though

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The National Post is US-owned and conservative-leaning.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago

With the "trump said that, trump did that" every couple hours to a day, I'm gonna need 3 more boxes lol.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Or the cans are cursed and you can drink them quicker to shorten Trump's presidency, but what would happen to you?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You become an alcoholic I mean republican

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

At least with an alcoholic l, there is some chance to reason.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

I'm stocking up on 4 yrs of gin

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now fix the interprovincial trading rules and provincial liquor cabal rules so that I can have one delivered to Alberta!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I’ll pay the 25% retaliatory tarts to get it in the US, but only if I can ride back in the crate afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Too bad they won’t ship it to Alabama. We could use it here too. 😳😂

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

There's a reason for that, eh

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

That there is. It’s going to be an… interesting 4 years. And an even more interesting time clean up the mess afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can we just find a way to stay blacked out on propofol until 2029?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hope this ends in 2029, but I have my doubts....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

WASHINGTON, July 27 (Reuters) - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump told Christians on Friday that if they vote for him this November, "in four years, you don't have to vote again. We'll have it fixed so good, you're not gonna have to vote."