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Moosehead offering new 'Presidential Pack' with just enough beers to get through Trump's presidency (nationalpost.com)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can we just find a way to stay blacked out on propofol until 2029?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hope this ends in 2029, but I have my doubts....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

WASHINGTON, July 27 (Reuters) - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump told Christians on Friday that if they vote for him this November, "in four years, you don't have to vote again. We'll have it fixed so good, you're not gonna have to vote."