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[–] [email protected] 13 points 15 hours ago

I like how the legend implies that I will be licking these elements, whether it's a good idea or not

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago

You can lick any element once.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

If cesium is only a red, I'm scared to know what the purple ones would do 😱

[–] [email protected] 18 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Pure carbon is not very tasty, but it can save your life if you ingested certain toxins

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

It can also end it if you eat it while taking critical medication.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago

weirdest restaurant

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago

Can I lick it? (Yes you can!)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

Missed opportunity for the green area to say "Yes, you can"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

The Lanthanides look delicious!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

Pure chromium is alright, but you really shouldn't lick any compound containing chromium(VI): they're highly carcinogenic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

We need a video of someone testing this table

[–] [email protected] 8 points 20 hours ago

You’d need multiple people. Or a very quick upload schedule.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (3 children)

Why is it safer to lick Lithium than Caesium?

Radon is a gas. I’d like to see you lick that. Same for the halogens, the noble gases, nitrogen, oxygen hydrogen and probably some I forgot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

I'm licking gaseous nitrogen right now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

The alkali metals get more strongly reactive the higher their atomic number.

Lithium will react pretty violently with the water in your saliva, but cesium will blow up your head. If you get enough of it wet to cover your tongue

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

According to wikipedia

Because biochemical processes can confuse and substitute caesium with potassium, excess caesium can lead to hypokalemia, arrhythmia, and acute cardiac arrest, but such amounts would not ordinarily be encountered in natural sources.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 21 hours ago

Both still react explosively with your tongue, leaving highly toxic remains.

I'm agreeing with the GP here, why is Lithium yellow?