Www.youtube.com/watch?v=T58D467HagM

I start with my hair first, then face, and work my way down, but I do the butt hole last. That way my hair washes most of the fecal material out of the towel the next time I dry myself off and I don't have as much butt stuff all over the rest of my body. Because that's how things work.

I do have two towels but that's because of my long hair, the ball towel and face towel remain the same with the same rules.

Isn't the correct response something more like..

"we have ways of making a towel forget, by tmr.."

muhahahahahaa..

< sound of laundry-machines powering-up, in the background.. >

: p